Maria Theresa

Master of communication, both literally and figuratively. Wife. Mommy. Teacher. Writer. Entrepreneur. Dweeb. Italian. Ragin' Cajun.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.

[Chelle Sheep @Chelle_Sheep]

#TheRehearsal @HBO @nathanfielder

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

for all my fellow geriatric millennials. sound on

[Chelle Sheep @Chelle_Sheep]

You're in her DMs. I'm in her Venmo. We are not the same 🤡

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

@TyBatiste @JoeyQBrooms So sad. At the very least watch some Mando eps, bud.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

The Onion has been banned from Twitter

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

Finally! No doubt this ride will be a blast. Hopefully, it'll open before our summer trip. 🤞🏼 Now we just need Tron to ope.

[Disney Parks @DisneyParks]

//TRANSMISSION INCOMI͞N͞G͞<͞<͞Y͞A͞D͞N͞O͞M͞_͞

[?st @questlove]

Can we FINNNNNNNALY stop talking about it?

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

🐟

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

This monologue lives rent-free in my head and pops up anytime something is "trending." Usually squashes any flicker of a thought that might make me want to join in on the commentary. "And I know you’re thinking, 'You’re not shutting thе fuck up right now,' & that’s true, but…"😉

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

All the 80s babies watching the bee scene in #Bridgerton when we still aren’t over what happened to Thomas J. in My Girl. 😭

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

Every damn Kanthony scene in #Bridgerton Season 2. Glad the payoff scene was at least worth it.

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

Things we don't talk about:
1. Fight Club
2. Fight Club
3. Bruno

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

Did they really have a podcast discussion about worst breakups and Carrie didn’t even mention Berger’s Post It? #AndJustLikeThat #AJLT

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

@TyBatiste I've been meaning to watch it and now obviously I have to since you tweeted about it

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

I like to think grief is the price we pay for truly loving someone. And it’s worth every penny.

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

@TyBatiste

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

@TyBatiste Since it's your first time, it's probably best, anyway. But def do another marathon at some point with the MCU timeline. What are your favorites, so far?

[Maria Theresa @mariatlambert]

@linzy_lou82 @Sephora It's the least they could do. Your purchases have covered about 10 employee yearly salaries at this point.