Marie Davies Coleman

Your government has failed you. Come into the erotic embrace of my opinions. Freelance columnist and former politician / businesswoman / benign cult-leader.

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

Big shoutout to @clementine_fox_ and @freddie_holls - only journalists in this country with any integrity. They are my legacy, and with this I bid farewell to my adoring fans. Until we meet again, Marie is going into deep cover.

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

#PerfectSummerAfternoon relentlessly jabbing my clit to the #Netflix Ted Bundy documentary - Heaven!

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

Feeling bloated as fuck

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

Who the fuck is Jeremy Hunt and why have I just rubbed my C-dog raw to his picture?

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

Back up from another heroin coma, will do some investigative journalism soon I promise xxx

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

might fuck around &

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shit on my ex husband's grave 🤙

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

#WomensMarch2019 #EverydayFeminists #HeForShe #WhatIsThot

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

DM me and I'll rate your profile! Xxx

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

The advice of my close friend @ColinPembrooke has taken me from a ☝️ and a ✌️ on a good day all the way to a 🖐️ (!!!) I'm gaping!

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

@ColinPembrooke Hi Colin, this is fab! This hits my G-Spot, as they say in the South West. Will have to have you and your lady wife over soon and show how my fingering is coming along. Best, M Davies C xxx

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

Recommendations for fingering techniques? ☝️✌️✋🖖 Internet, work your magic! 🙈🧙

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

Hey! Check out my new column for the Daily Mail on the importance of inclusive education in schools. I've checked the link this time ROFL 🤣
https://t.co/ewyQsCBQOu

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

My husband got a flexible extension from an unlicensed plastic surgeon once.
I miss him every day.
And also my husband.
Rip in piece x

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

"Please do not waste this time" - @eucopresident Donald Tusk says "European Council [has] decided to grant the United Kingdom a flexible extension... [for #Brexit] until the 31st October"

https://t.co/UKstUg8Gqf

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

Ofmarie?!?!?

[The Sun @TheSun]

Rare skeleton of woman who 'gave birth' in her grave uncovered in ghastly medieval coffin https://t.co/3VFAM0VMMa

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

Shocking! Law enforcement need to clamp down on people who grind on their dates. Unacceptable! Immoral!

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Teens charged over Birmingham Grindr date robberies https://t.co/wauYdoJoCe

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

A snap election sounds like what happened when I tried going on top of my ex-husband.
God rest his soul. His lying cheating soul.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Sunday Telegraph front page: Snap election under May would ‘annihilate’ Tories #tomorrowspaperstoday

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

Hi Mark, could you help take down those fanny pics on my timeline from '07? All the best, Marie.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Mark Zuckerberg asks governments to help control internet content https://t.co/GOY44yol8W

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

If anyone was wondering where I've been for 17 months I had a breakdown in the woods and kept eating these mushrooms I found and then I fell asleep and then Brexit didn't happen so I've decided to become a freelance journalist #careers #journalist #womeninjournalism

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

My latest article for the Telegraph! Hopefully the link works ;¬) https://t.co/NUKhH1gOSg

[Marie Davies Coleman @mariedavcol]

Absolute state of this. If I can leave my husband over fax, and then change the locks and cut his face out of every photo and smash up his things and torch his car and then we can leave the EU. End of.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

What happens next following government's latest #Brexit defeat?

https://t.co/B1PPe8plAg