If anyone wants an insight into my life: I pay $4.00 a month to look up the same pancake recipe on the New York Times Cooking app that I’m pretty sure is accessible for free on the world wide web. Doing great.
Still thinking about the time I was getting a massage and the massage therapist told me how he had his sister tie him to the bed to “train his body” to sleep on his back.
@nickgranthardy@caiterade__ It’s pretty simple- u just have to fall in love with someone and propose to them (sight unseen), then u go hang out with Nick Lachey in Mexico, then u move in together and fight about closet space, then u get married at a hotel. All of this happens in the span of a month. Easy.