Mario Gaspar de Alba

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[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

@cjoelsmalley Joel we need to talk. I’m very worried for you. I’m here my boyyy

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

Me to myself after finding out that Ella Henderson and I are the same age

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

Feature this Start-up in Forbes

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

He has two... he just almost lost one once.

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

If you see my brother on mutual, swipe down - he only got one testicle. (Lost the other one to exposure)

Photo creds: me

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

Merry Christmas Y’all

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

I found the end

[Delin @thedylansoto]

Baby fever is a real thing and it’s out

[Delin @thedylansoto]

I really did just finesse y’all. In honor of Christmas, go read the first word of my tweets starting from this one

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

Theme music to BYU and Chill

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@WhereIsEmma Hahaha. I’ve thought about that too. I see a lot of dudes around Rexburg that I get very worried for.

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

@WhereIsEmma Because all these BOYS don’t have cute photo shoots with their dudes. It’s a real problem. I can’t explain the feeling of going through your phone and only finding two good pictures of yourself because you NEVER take pictures of yourself.

[bort @heavybretting]

And when thou naps, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to nap in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou naps, enter into thy car

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

@carolynmaeee @KileeChase please text me back gurl

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

@jerludwig Lol. My roommates and I say “that’s so straight”

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

@mc_hiatt The Far Side is honestly my favorite comics

(beside Calvin and Hobbes, of course)

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

Avengers 4: Get your crap together

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

@WhereIsEmma So you went to the gym twice today?

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

This is the male equivalent to when women get a bad pedicure

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@WhereIsEmma I’ve been trying all semester. We even watched an episode from season one.

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

@madelynove Tell me about it 💁🏻‍♂️

[Mario Gaspar de Alba @mariogda23]

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