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Angry at life, but trying not to be. Part geek, part woodworker, wannabe guitar player

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@DurhamCouncil Food Waste collections are supposed to start for me w/c 6th July, and the new bins were supposed to be delivered in June. Still no bins! And even if they do appear in the next few days, won't most people's bins still be empty when you come to collect on Friday?

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@GlobalUpdates24 @FIFAcom I assume you've asked for your Peace Prize back?

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@AmazonHelp Thanks for the reply Rick but you answered a different question. I didn't ask how to manage the ads, I asked how to stop them completely. It's invasive! @AmazonAlexa

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@AmazonAlexa Hey, why has my Echo Show suddenly started displaying ads and recommending products. I didn't ask for them, I don't want them... make it stop!

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@PaulRezon @AnaDeArmasHD Easy tiger!

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@SoVeryBritish And make it so that pressing the light switch never seems to operate the same light on twice

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@dcgillespie @LNER Can we get this on the DHM to KGX service 🙏

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@SoVeryBritish 5, 1 at a push (and only with custard), pass, pass, pass

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@notDcfcBoss Do you get a flake in that?

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@SoVeryBritish Select your language.. English (United States)

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@PaulRezon Diary entries?

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@PaulRezon @bushontheradio @absoluteradio Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe!

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@SoVeryBritish Living the dream

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@Fasgadh @Chris_Lamant @edmorrish I thought it was "not tonight, I've got a headache"

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@JamesBlunt Really, who is he/she/they?

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@mrmarksteel If the Earth is flat then surely cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now

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@NoContextBrits Breakfast... some self-assembly required.

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@GavinCurnow We're gonna need a bigger lake

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@JeffBezos @Nick_Offerman Is it on Amazon? If I try to watch it, will it play that episode or something similar I didn't ask for, possibly something with someone who looks a little bit like @Nick_Offerman?

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@thebencastle Surely the more important quest is why is jazz?