Mark of the Jessons 🐀

High in fibre, low in fat. Naturally facetious.

[KT @iamapumpkin]

Episode #305 , "Zone of Mustard," is available now! #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #actualplay #podcast

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@nerdoftherings1 *The Last of the Rings*

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@sophie_jesson

[Joanne Harris @Joannechocolat]

For sale, in a sleepy French village, for 264k Euros...

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A young @WPompion

[Adam Feldman @FeldmanAdam]

Rorschach test: What do you see when you look at this old photo of Hermann Rorschach?

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@nerdoftherings1 I've just twigged why 11.38am

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@iamapumpkin See??!

[Mark of the Jessons 🐀 @mark_jesson]

@iamapumpkin I actually missed that, so thanks! Do you think he was actually referring to the John Candy Satan? In which case I'm fully on board again. P.S. Your first, like, baby words???!

[Mark of the Jessons 🐀 @mark_jesson]

@iamapumpkin I mean, sure, kill all the idiots and jerks. Ok, that'd stand up in a court of law. Though concerned that I'm probably a jerk and/or idiot to someone, so ... I guess I've still got some concerns over the slightly nonspecific outline of what is on the face of it a very sound idea.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Hot air balloons kick ass. Are they safe? Not really. Can you stop if you don't like it? Think again. BUT can you steer? Listen don't bring that negative energy into this wicker basket ok I'm gonna light this flamethrower.

[Pork Fried Dice @porkfrieddice]

MOICHANDISING, MOICHANDISING!
(We hope you like it 🪱)

https://t.co/Tfrowfbvli

[Pork Fried Dice @porkfrieddice]

After, what, five years or so? We've got merch. Anyone want merch? All designs made by our own KT/Will!

https://t.co/Tfrowfbvli

#dnd #podcast #actualplay

[Grace Long @gdiddlydog]

what every british train announcement sounds like

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

Joni Mitchell singing Both Sides Now at Newport Folk Festival this weekend. It doesn’t get much better than this.

Legend.

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@porkfrieddice @phalangepot Outside of the frame, I picture everyone else screaming and running for their very lives 😱🏃

[Mark of the Jessons 🐀 @mark_jesson]

If there ever was a moment to tell the government to stop approving new oil and gas projects, that moment is here and now.

Join me in signing the petition from @GreenpeaceUK👇
https://t.co/BggvILHzOV

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Boris has resigned, but he’s still there… aimlessly drifting around 10 Downing Street like a fart from yesterday’s vindaloo.

Full video here: https://t.co/qgg1HiGi0N

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Don't let the Tories convince you they'd be any better with Boris Johnson gone.

Every single one of them backed him to be Prime Minister, KNOWING his long history of lying, law-breaking and immorality. #ByeBoris