Mark

Food,sport,comedy,books, golf golf golf,politics. But mainly soup. Sweary to grifters.Don’t have a blue tick.

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@spikedonline The towering intellect of Julie Burchill 👏👏👏

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@London_Skylines @RubiRubenstein @Prom000 @mcpoole84 @MatthewStadlen But you’re confident. Evens or pipe down.

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@London_Skylines @RubiRubenstein @Prom000 @mcpoole84 @MatthewStadlen Evens. Goodnight

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@Prom000 @RubiRubenstein @mcpoole84 @MatthewStadlen I don’t think even Robert believes what he’s tweeting. Never know tho, he may come forward with a £10k punt. 👀🎰

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@RubiRubenstein @mcpoole84 @MatthewStadlen You think Starmer will screw it up ? Will be amusing to see your bet.

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@RubiRubenstein @mcpoole84 @MatthewStadlen Confident enough for a wager ? No ? Thought not.

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@AndrewRTDavies You don’t look well.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Now Tobias Ellwood has resigned as Chair of The Defence Select Committee only one man can replace him.
Mark Francois.
He has:
A proven military career
Nicely shaped conkers
Spunk
An odour of WD-40
A good collection of swear words
Minty breath
A fleece
Combat pyjamas
Big toes.👊🇬🇧

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@sophieheloiset Love is most definitely blind 😍

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@thecarolemalone Fankyew karul, yew woz fakin briliunt tooday. Jus ignorin the stoopid cow proovd yoor interlekual grassp ov everfing an how fakin fick the ol slaper is 👏🇬🇧

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@Mike_Fabricant

[Mark @markbearcroft]

@other_mrs An interesting change from “ Been busy drive, what time are you finishing”.

[Mork Jenkinsnot's ghost @mp_mork]

Love this pic - Me and Liz Truss - reminds me of that well known pub chain - Slug and lettuce

[Peter Morris @petermorris1878]

@thecoastguy Fuck off you coward.