Mark Bellomo

Writer of The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars, Transformers, G.I.Joe (+ many others), Entertainment Consultant, Content Creator, Actor

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@Bestofsopranos Defenseless kid?!? We watchin’ the same show?

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@LuisTilley5 @Clipsbaba21 What. The. Hell. Are. You. Talking. About?

“If he handed that club to a Texan”?!?!?

non sequitur (n.): a statement, reply, or conclusion that does not logically follow from what came before it; an abrupt and random disconnect in conversation or a flawed step in reasoning.

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@parker_dlevip @speakeasytlkshw @housh84 The… uhm… bottom fell out when ownership traded away things like… All-Pros. And replaced them with poorly-conceived draft selections.

And such.

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@CTREM31 @piehuntr_arxher @PatriotsKid https://t.co/kA8SD6lJx7

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@JoeLFGPatsPod @Patriots_Lead <Insert George Takei “Oh, my!” here.>

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@CTREM31 @piehuntr_arxher @PatriotsKid im·pli·ca·tion /ˌimpləˈkāSHən/ (noun): 
“the conclusion that can be drawn from something although it is not explicitly stated.”

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@CTREM31 @piehuntr_arxher @PatriotsKid What. Are. You. Talking. About?

“Second, what excuse did Buffalo make? I must have missed that one. I saw guys owning the loss, not making excuses.”

Joshua Patrick Allen was certainly NOT owning the loss. I watched it. On television. T’wasn’t AI.

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@awfulannouncing A RED HERRING FALLACY is a diversion tactic where irrelevant information is introduced into an argument to distract from the original, more important topic, leading the audience away from the real issue.

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@be_atthedisco @NFL_Convo BEST. ANSWER. EVER.

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@PatriotsKid They WERE the better team.

You lost.

Right? I watched the end of the game. Right?

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@nflrums L.

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@FearedBuck Throw them out of the arena.

There. Simple.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Click. Baiting. Garbage.

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@MLFootball L.

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@mattstdream

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@BenVolin Cowards. Absolute cowards.

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@TheChiefNerd “Sounds like you was in over your head…”

Truer words have ne’er been spoken.

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@WFAN660 @EvanRobertsWFAN Disagree about the Patriots entirely. Diggs. Vrabel. Hollins. Campbell. Douglas. Hawkins. Williams. All great personalities.

Beyond JE11 and 87Mongo, the Pats weren’t “interesting persons.”

And Belichick and TB12 were as compelling as cracked chalkboards—all canned answers.

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@PardonMyTake No.
1) Because what’s the reward for getting the #1 seed?
2) Because the NFL is a profession comprised of grown men.
3) Because the most inexorably beautiful NFL Films are in inclement weather.
4) Overcoming adversity? That used to be an actual thing.