Mark Cottle

Saints fan in Somerset , music and football , The Smiths , The 80s #saintsfc Life without music would be oh so dull 🎵

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

The driver:
"Why?"

The passenger:
"Music is haram."

The driver:
"Why is music haram?"

The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."

The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."

😂🤭😂

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@usanewshq Fat messi 🤣

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@EFL_Comms Old men talking crap

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@henrywinter Two faced is an understatement

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@liverbird17 Did you write this just for likes because no one cares what you think

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@LukeThrower45 Don’t let it bother you

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@DomShawEcho Boring hell get on with the shitshow up north

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@DarboEatsParmo You complete idiot like this is anything to do with football , moron is an understatement

[Saints Mike @Saints_Mike7167]

@DarboEatsParmo This about the murder of a young man in Southampton, to even attempt to associate with football is disgusting, but to do that so that you can get a few likes is even worse
If you want to call #SaintsFC fans thick, do it by all, but don't use the death of a nipper to do it

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@dharvey4 Talking absolute crap

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@henrywinter Go away you are so boring

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Gyokeres trying to help Arsenal :

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Gabriel’s penalty

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@henrywinter Here he is the wirst journalist in the uk back again 🫣

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Gabriel's penalty has been found and recovered in The Danube River in Budapest...

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@Arsenal Did William salt watch your pens for @PSG_English 🤔😆😆

[Ram @DCFC100]

It is rumoured that news is about to break on a World Cup qualifying team, who have bent the rules slightly. Lawyers on behalf of Middlesbrough FC are allegedly in discussions with FIFA to replace that team in the competition. They continue to train, just in case.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Rashford when he passes Gordon during England training

[Mark Cottle @markcottle17]

@benonwine Snake