Mark Crum

IT Geek, Cyclist

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

@davelb87 @SyracuseMets @UniWatch I see a couple of people who need to watch the movie Major League

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

@GoZwift 7 for the win!

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

@casey_funseth True story

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

ROFL yeah not this year @Graham4Heisman

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

Don’t look now but @daBears are in first place by virtue of not even playing their game yet. In other news if someone finds @AaronRodgers12 please return him to Green Bay.

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

@LindseyGrahamSC And what’s he going to do….point and laugh at a three year old and say “remember that time I separated you from your parents and then put you in a cell?”

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

@daniellloyd1 Definitely less healthy. No motivation to get on the bike and I’m eating everything in site.

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

@AnthonySabatini Today Florida man says.......

[Chris Krebs @C_C_Krebs]

Honored to serve. We did it right. Defend Today, Secure Tomrorow. #Protect2020

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

@SenatorCollins guess he didn’t learn his lesson.......

[Anders Hagstrom @Hagstrom_Anders]

BREAKING: President Trump has granted clemency to Roger Stone, per @PressSec.

[Howard @Onceamod1]

How fucking fast was that Ostrich going when he hit that tree??

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

@gtconway3d what’s the chances that Trump tells @parscale “You’re Fired!” Getting the popcorn ready

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

@garywhitta Nope, I’m guessing that fact escapes them.

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@Chris_Boardman Already been there.

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

@fauve5 @DonaldJTrumpJr Damn! Didn’t think to use coffee filters.

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

After just a week of isolation, I hereby promise to never, ever, bring leftover fish into the office for lunch again. For fear of being ostracized from the office again. #WFH

[Brad Sohner @bradsohner]

Tough times. Thought a bike ride might help. Got passed by a cop on an ebike who critiqued my saddle height while blowing by. Back into isolation then.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

.@realDonaldTrump-No one wants you to do these propaganda press conferences anymore. Everyone who retweets this agrees. #TrumpVirus

[Mark Crum @markcrum23]

It’s called Covid-19 or simply Coronavirus. Just stop calling it anything else @realDonaldTrump