Delaney

UTFR 🇾🇪

[Delaney @markdel99]

Maguire and Luke Shaw

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Millions must go.

[Delaney @markdel99]

The last Portuguese player we signed called Fernandes turned out alright. Sold 🇾🇪

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨💣 BREAKING:

Manchester United have started conversations with the agents of Mateus Fernandes in the last 48h — they are discussing salary and the cost of the transfer.

West Ham want £85m to let Fernandes LEAVE the club this summer.

#MUFC [@FabrizioRomano YT]

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Tough break for the golfers. Still have to play the ball as it lies. Those are the rules. I didn’t write em.

[Delaney @markdel99]

@portraitinflesh @ElliottJones90 classic 😂

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

Sikhs be like: "Ceremonial knife, mate."

[Delaney @markdel99]

Completely normal

[Just Right @Marknorthumber]

@visegrad24

[Delaney @markdel99]

Kid tears 😍😍😍

[England till i die …🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @StefanBlakeman]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

UK law:

If you are Muslim you can punch a police offer in the face, bang your first cousin and claim benefits for your fourth wife (also a family number)

If you are white, you get prison time for tweeting how pissed off you are about it.

Labour are inciting riots

[Delaney @markdel99]

@JimmyB61182 Yep fucking shocking mate. No wonder people are pissed off with it all 🥲

[Delaney @markdel99]

Shambles

[Russian Garbage Human @RusGarbageHuman]

This is now legal:

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

Multiple times

[Delaney @markdel99]

Also the best actor in the league ❤️🇾🇪

[NDL Ringside @NikoOmilana]

who gave Bruno Fernandes my address ?

[່ @franchiseford]

you ain’t a joint record holder no more bossman it’s you alone remove those other 2 shirts from the frame #nohumblegimmicks

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A goal and an assist for the best player in the @PremierLeague today 👍

[Delaney @markdel99]

Cheers Pep. Scousers now this lot.

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

[Delaney @markdel99]

Can’t wait for the circus to continue tomorrow hopefully Keane is watching so if Bruno has another assist he can see me pitch invade with my top off around my head 💪🏻❤️

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[Delaney @markdel99]

@NUCLRGOLF Stupid fat fucking bastard

[Delaney @markdel99]

Best 10 in the world and he’s ours 🥰😎

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

About last night. Truly honoured, @theofficialfwa 🙌

[Delaney @markdel99]

Surely it’s not real that 😭😭😭

[A @Ab_outsabox]

معجبين لاعب الكورة نيمار حتى وهو رايح الحمام يصورونه حياة المشهور صعبه

[Jimmy McBride @jimmymcbride1]

😂😂😂😂