Steel Toe Crocs

Serial hobby collector - lame dad - recovering cubicle dweller

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@brentcarcher Hi Confusion, I’m Dad.

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Did it make anyone else uncomfortable watching Germans do “The Chop”? #SuperBowl #ChiefsKingdom

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@lomitch

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There are too many successfully de-tuned grocery wagon’s rolling around Austin to count.

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Modify with care. https://t.co/ZmrA8q4o6p

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Tearful Uvalde Residents Thank Police For Protecting Parking Lot From Gunman https://t.co/nngdJBrsN1

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DIRK & LUKA

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@RealJakeRawls @bradsgray

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@RD_Report Reunion

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@JTfromT @MattPleasant Fan that shit out like a deck of cards

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@SkyesWhy

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My kid just beat her first video game boss battle completely unassisted. Real. Human. Dad. Tears.

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Respect

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@himayw88 Age 7*

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@brentcarcher @himayw88 Can’t argue with results

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@JTfromT Going from 10 key to the number row sends me into reverse evolution. I feel like I’m rubbing two sticks together to start a fire. Knuckles noticeably hairier.

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Either I have groomed my algorithm to perfection or TikTok dance videos just aren’t a thing anymore. I feel like I’ve won either way.

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I have not laughed this hard before 8am ever, not even once in my life

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@magswahl I woke up with a stiff neck and some serious abandonment issues.

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This feels gross.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

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Sorry - I can’t get over this. If my toilet looks like this, I’m not calling a plumber. I’m calling an old priest and a young priest.