Mark

Trying not to be a conspiracy driven old guy!

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@ShooterMcGavin Ha Ha Ha……wait a second….

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@SquintoBe4n @Austin_Vols Best assessment I’ve seen.

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@Combat_learjet https://t.co/K2YPiw9EmU

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@hulu why does my feed pause and load every 15 minutes. Direct stream does not pause. And what’s with the congested network message? Running direct stream and Hulu at the same time for comparison. This is not a provider problem.

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@Joshua_Newman If you are referring to @cbfowler… totally agree!

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@CollinRugg Probably lining up to get their weekly Penicillin injections.

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@Ford_Nick I have been waiting my entire life for this question… Tater Tot’s!!!!

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@13abc Get their credit card info BEFORE you save them. #cantfixstupid

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@1000waystod1e Looks like me playing Mario Kart

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@HeldrethTony @espn 2 eggs and 2 pimentos. Remove and discard top bread, create eggs salad and pimento cheese combo sandwiches…. Bet the last $4 on homa.

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@BobSuraFans @Toofdoc13 @GolfDigest Jack played in 81 majors by the time he turned 47. A 22% winning percentage in majors.

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@HeldrethTony @GolfDigest @McQueen2103 @HunterSchwind Did we not play in those conditions at Royal County Down a few years back?

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@tjawls @AwlsBraden Congrats Awls!

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@VP @NASA What do you mean by “back to the moon”?

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@HeldrethTony @PGATOURComms Local rule… 16 clubs. Also notice, I will be down to about 10 when I have to carry my own bag.

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@UberFacts Moon landing

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@HeldrethTony @dylan_dethier You: hit the safe shot short left of the water with 8 iron
Justin: nope… I’ll try to hit this 3 wood from wet fairway 245 yards carry into the wind over lake to a tight flag stick…
You: are you sure that is the best approach?
Justin: yep
You:🙄 typing my name your Venmo acct

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@Delta any idea how 5 of 5 bags for our group did not make it to Detroit after a 3 hours layover in Atlanta. #meetingexpectations @HeldrethTony @McQueen2103

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@GolfDigest It is not that time…. It is good for the game…

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@mi_prisco @UberFacts Agreed. Did not sleep for a week.