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Head of S/O HFT Real Estate Merger Arbitrage at Northwestern Mutual | CFA L1 Candidate (failed 7x) | OFAC Sanctioned in an individual capacity

[drive in bike lane @markedtomkt]

@zjdelicious Lowkey hilarious that even when directed to simply flip the image it still does this. No degree of prompting seems to fix it. Pixel art is hereby deemed the highest form of art expression.

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

It’s called dubstep and my dick can’t get hard without it. Yeah Pepsi’s okay. Do you have diet

[drive in bike lane @markedtomkt]

My body turns Chinese peptides into repeatable, automated AI workflow solutions that drive cross-team synergies

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊��🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[drive in bike lane @markedtomkt]

@sleezerbucket 150bpm resting heart rate to ask the robot how to do my job

[bobby stixx @sleezerbucket]

live look at myself and @markedtomkt every day around 9:45am CST

[drive in bike lane @markedtomkt]

@kunchenguid Uncapped to what the firm can pay* — firms who have access typically are invested in Anthropic with customized deals. Interesting to see how OAI will follow since they’re on par with Claude’s CLI already.

[drive in bike lane @markedtomkt]

you don’t even need to know game theory for this bro if you choose blue you should be banished to the mines

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

[bobby stixx @sleezerbucket]

time to go rip stimulants and chat with the ai robot all day

[Dirt Cheap Banks @dirtcheapbanks]

I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

One of the worst communication gaps is between people who care about precision in language and those who don’t

[drive in bike lane @markedtomkt]

@_zayfromny_ @mvpletea Why do you look at your phone more than once an hour?

[drive in bike lane @markedtomkt]

why did the algo swap to nothing but gupta gpt pastes

[drive in bike lane @markedtomkt]

@yieldsearcher bro’s never read a single word from an offering doc

[ADHD Capital LLC ™ @ADHD_Capital]

You lost like half your AUM because you put up a 2.8% CAGR…

[drive in bike lane @markedtomkt]

the private credit dialogue has provided ample support for never changing accredited investor restrictions

[drive in bike lane @markedtomkt]

@yenoms @kieranwgoodwin It’s not. Drawdown PC AUM is way much larger than what’s in listed BDC’s.

Nigh everyone on twitter though does not work in the industry (or adjacent) and repeat headlines