Mark Paintt ™ 𝕏

I'm an educated fool with money on my mind Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye. ❃ マリオ ☻

[Mark Paintt ™ 𝕏 @MarkPaintt]

If I said anything interesting it probably wasn't right.

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

Do hard things without requiring a witness or a gold star.⭐️

[srvrdmn @srvrdmn]

I'm a collection of unresolved issues.

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

Lord, test someone else today, I am weak.

[Hoss @grHoss]

He faked his death and lived happily ever after.

[Prof. Carl Sagan @ProfCarlSagan]

"The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you’re not careful it’s too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth."

- Norm Macdonald

[Shanhui Zhang 张善辉 @Shanhui_Jacky]

🇨🇦🇨🇳La visite de Mark Carney en Chine @PMcanadien, est un test de lucidité stratégique. Elle est aussi un tournant pour la diplomatie canadienne.
Dans un monde fragmenté, le Canada ne met plus mettre tous ses œufs dans le panier américain. La Chine reste son 2ᵉ partenaire commercial — malgré la rhétorique.
#Canada #Chine
@RadioCanadaInfo @CTVNews @RC_RiveSud @TorontoStar @mtlgazette @Bloomberg

[WWF Wrestling @WWFWrestling1]

A classic photo of the British Bulldog taken at WrestleMania VII in 1991. 🇬🇧🐾 #WWF #WWE #DaveyBoySmith

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I knew better but I did it anyway

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

The best weight you'll ever lose is the weight of other people's opinions.

[Valu @gataafloraa]

hoy mi abuela me dijo: no tengas miedo de gastar dinero en entradas de conciertos y viajes. Tené miedo de envejecer y darte cuenta de que al único lugar al que fuiste fue al trabajo. Y estoy totalmente de acuerdo.

[Mark Paintt ™ 𝕏 @MarkPaintt]

#MPL0Facts 👌���

[Vance 🌞⚡️ @VanceE]

Depression cannot hit a moving target.

Best quote I’ve heard all year.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[Mark Paintt ™ 𝕏 @MarkPaintt]

Every day is a day stolen from death.

#MPL0Facts

[Word @umarfof]

Be teachable. You’re not always right.

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

Nipples make everything better

[Mark Paintt ™ 𝕏 @MarkPaintt]

“La estadística es como el bikini, lo que muestra es importante y lo que esconde es fundamental!!”

#MPL0Facts

[Mark Paintt ™ 𝕏 @MarkPaintt]

“Nothing can be gained without losing, even heaven demands death”

#MPL0Facts

[Mark Paintt ™ 𝕏 @MarkPaintt]

No one is more powerful than a man with nothing to lose.

#MPL0Facts

[Mark Paintt ™ 𝕏 @MarkPaintt]

Everyone wants to be normal, but not ordinary.

#MPL0Facts

[Mark Paintt ™ 𝕏 @MarkPaintt]

“When science fails us, the only thing left in our arsenal is faith”.

- Gen V

#MPL0Facts