Mark Schulte

Creative Director. Husband. standup comedian. Specializing in Marcasm.

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@MrJonCryer Just like Jan 6

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Check out Mark's video! #TikTok https://t.co/KZP76XM0AE

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@MarriottBonvoy

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@MarriottRewards @NFL 1951 #RewardsPoints

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@MarriottRewards NFL instant replay began in 1999 and updated in 2014 #RewardsPoints

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@MarriottRewards #RewardPoints 15 yard line

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@MarriottRewards @NFL 160 feet #rewardspoints

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@MarriottRewards @NFL 11 #rewardspoints

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@MarriottRewards @NFL Pennsylvania #RewardsPoints

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@MarriottRewards Canton, Ohio #RewardsPoints

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I thought Admiral Stockdale did just fine asking Comey questions today. #SenatorMcCain

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People voted for @realDonaldTrump because he "tells it like it is." But usually he ends up telling it like it isn't.

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With Obama, June 1st announcements were for #gaypridemonth. Guess that's another climate that's changing. #ParisAgreement

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I'm riding my bike 100 miles to support cancer patients through CARTI. https://t.co/7ALWMPhBmL https://t.co/7ALWMPhBmL #fundraising

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A couple was arrested for 'sending soiled toilet paper to thousands of celebrities.'

Though Adam Sandler thought it was a spec script.

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Another from @comedywire. Thanks, guys for giving me such an awesome website to play in! https://t.co/mifmIjOntq

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Trump has already chosen his 2020 campaign slogan: "Keep America Great."

Anyone who runs against him has theirs: "I'm not Donald Trump."

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I'm a little late sharing this one, but here's another I did on @comedywire . https://t.co/MAkY94fOoC

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People are angry at Rob Schneider over his tweet against Sen. Lewis.

On the bright side, it's gonna be so easy to boycott his movies.

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There's more where this came from. Follow me on @comedywire ! https://t.co/2KelkTUBRa

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Today is Betty White's 95th birthday.

If 2016 didn't get her, nothing will!

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Compared to yesterday's crowds, I'd say Trump lost the popular vote again. #WomensMarchOnWashington #WomensMarch

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The crowds looked sparse today, but, up close, the crowds were actually pretty dense. #NotMyPOTUS, #ResistFromDay1