Markus_bidding_54

DeFi/MEV/Hating

👨‍🦯‍➡️@tplus_cx founder
🧑‍🦯‍➡️@blend_capital contributor
🏦 $500/m
👶 $15/m

[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

@1cashtracker 1cashtracker

[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

@CryptoEthan 🦾

[blurr @blurr]

The first cigarette I ever smoked was in the short-stay car park of Stavanger airport. It was a Camel Blue. The sky was Norwegian. Overcast and grey.

Since then I have smoked a lot of cigarettes, and will often claim that taking it up was the best decision I have made in a long time.

A cigarette operates as a small stick of entropy; within that single gram lives an agent of motion, a compulsion exerting itself over soporific lives. The random conversations one has with strangers over a cigarette often carry an edge of meaning that is hard to find in an otherwise superficial world. Mutual participation in a self-destructive exercise. Common ground transcending language. Line cooks, security guards and executives, relegated to a huddle under an awning as the rain pours, sharing a lighter. Ritual.

Much of what we have lost in the last two generations can be distilled to a neutering of our innate risk appetite. An unlanceable push towards comfort and safety, calcifying young minds and inculcating in them the belief that they are enough the way that they are. That to cast the runes is to err. Lost.

You are not enough. To make it is to understand that you never will be — and then to try anyway.

Smoke.

[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

@CryptoEthan Nah CryptoEthan needs to despise crypto

[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

@charcoded /kaco_mode

[berry @berry_is_trying]

@EthBushwick @markus_ @Tplus_cx

[CIGS INSIDE 🚬 @EthBushwick]

YES ITS HAPPENING 🍻

ETH BUSHWICK IN SINGAPORE 🇸🇬

OCTOBER 8TH AT YOUR MOTHER’S HOUSE 🏡

PARTIFUL BELOW 🚬

[Bittex @BittexXBT]

this space used to warn new class

[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

@Bonecondor @kaseyklimes Nah nyc has some excellent mexican spots - just none in manhattan

[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

This is why ive been talking smack about japan for a week straight

[sojka III 🧃 @tomboygroyp3r]

fun fact mexicans will explode if they dont hear a noise above 80 decibel for 5 minutes

[sojka III 🧃 @tomboygroyp3r]

fun fact mexicans will explode if they dont hear a noise above 80 decibel for 5 minutes

[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

@0x9212ce55 Almost every security person ive talked to has strongly advised against open sourcing code now

Internal ai security review tools give you all the benefits open source + bug bounty used to give you and open source contributions are 99% slop now

[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

Still in seoul? Hit my line for artisanal, hand crafted tplus tea pets

[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

@charcoded Wink more charco the sicillians gotta keep it alive

[⚡ voltron @voltrongo]

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[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

Real alpha

1. Say you're an underground rapper with tiger tattoos and a heart thats all hers (art>>money)

2. Ask if they’re an ABG or FOB

3. Talk about dramabox

4. Say 责任全在美方 (zé rèn quán zài měi fāng) all the time

5. Ask what kind of car to expect as reverse dowry

[Ulrica W. @UlricaW_]

Since all the crypto bros are in Asia now, here’s how to date cute Asian girls 101:

> Say you work in fintech or manage assets and have a career path instead of “I do crypto.”
> Ask her, “Have you eaten?”
> Know your Asian food. Orange chicken is NOT allowed.
> Be generous irl instead of only shilling your bag.
> Don’t assume she’s into you just because she’s nice and replies quickly.
> Be proactive.
> Touch grass.
> Don’t say you “like Asian girls.” It’s hella weird.

Do I miss anything ?

[Charco @charcoded]

Guys we planned for like 40 people to be at this event and we’re already 3x over subscribed

Feel free to not show up 🥲

Worst case we’re all gonna be smoking cigs in the street I guess

[Markus_bidding_54 @markus_]

@defidave @BuyingVol @Tplus_cx My lawyers disliked this tweet

[⚡ voltron @voltrongo]

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