Markus Spud

In the top 10% of restaurant reviewers on Google. 40-ish, chemist, liberal living in a purple state. heavy propensity for dad jokes and puns.

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@UdajoMike If you keep watching they will slowly back away from the perceived stimulus keeping their eyes fixed on the target. It's a receding hare line.
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I'm so sorry.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

The committee vote on Todd Blanche was just postponed.

Statement from a spokesperson for the Senate Judiciary Committee:

“Chairman Grassley works to set President Trump’s nominees up for success in committee, not failure. Senators Cornyn and Tillis want written assurances from the Department of Justice regarding the Trump-IRS settlement. Tomorrow’s markup is postponed as work continues to secure sufficient support in committee to favorably report Attorney General-nominee Todd Blanche, who is highly qualified for the job.”

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@atrupar Offside* (there is no 's' at the end and this is a really easy way to pick out someone who does not understand the law)

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@AustinScottGA08 And on the third day, the orange one said "open the fuckin' strait your crazy bastards" and thus did he promise to smite the enemy with his tiny hands on the third setting of the sun after resurrection - Trump 4:5-8. - the 25th amendment is there for a reason Rep. Scott

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@JodyHiceFRCA Weren't you one of a handful of members of congress that had their phone records subpoenaed in connection with the January 6th invasion of the capital? But yeah, go ahead and preach about a "higher standard of conduct"

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@JodyHiceFRCA The rainbow is a physical phenomenon where light is retracted through water into its spectral components.
Marriage is a legal contract between any two consenting adults to join in a financial, emotional and legal union. Christ is king is your opinion. Not a truth.

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@JodyHiceFRCA Didn't you get your phone records seized by authorities when you colluded with others to overturn the election on January 6th? Election integrity didn't seem to matter to you then.

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@evertonblairjr I guess he found something he's willing to cast a vote for, unlike the last half dozen elections.

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@HaleySScott @jasmineforga We're spoiled for choice with at least two excellent candidates in GA-13. Kinda wish we could have both @jasmineforga and @evertonblairjr in a BOGO type deal

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@evertonblairjr Since David Scott is the nonvoting (because he doesn't, not because he can't) delegate for GA13 he should be next, right? Hope to see you repping GA-13 soon Everton.

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@repdavidscott Interesting how these civil rights leaders fought for the rights of everyone to be represented equally under law. Yet you haven't exercised that right in the last few election cycles...@jasmineforga

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@redbullracing @F1 Hulkenberg a lock for his second ever podium

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@RepMikeCollins You voted against funding FEMA hours before hurricane Helene hit. Look in the mirror of you want to know about federal disaster relief funding.

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@IsabelVSpruce This is not even in the top 100 of shitty things the British Museum has done

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@AustinScottGA08 @MariaBartiromo @MorningsMaria If you really want a national security risk, let's examine a multiply convicted felon with family ties to Saudi billions, an open admiration for a Russian dictator, a complete lack of curiosity for history, and a penchant for hiding national security documents in gaudy bathrooms.

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@ColinMurray @bbc5live @PauldMcNamee How about Oasis - My Big Mouth?
My big mouth / my big name
Who'll put on my shoes while they're walking
Slowly down the hall of fame?

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@ColinMurray @bbc5live @weeclaire "We got lightning, thunder, brimstone and fire" - 'Revolution' by Bob Marley

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

This is the kind of thing they are trying to ban in Florida

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@LisaEirene Soccer coach here ; the coach likely didn't want to cancel either. We love to play in the rain. It's likely an organizational call for safety reasons. You would be shocked at how much of your soccer fees go to paying for the liability insurance.

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@FNFlirtyDoc @MahliWray @notcapnamerica You're* (as in "You're wrong, the answer is nine"). This is a terribly constructed equation, but I hope you see that despite D being after M in the mnemonic, they are of equal precedence and the equation should be solved in sensible (left to right) order.

[Markus Spud @MarkusSpud]

@wtf1official