Mark

Eater, drinker, general annoyance 🏳️‍🌈🖖

[Mark @markymark_69]

“I can mingle with the vast majority of heterosexuals without incident”

Extraordinary sentence to write.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Star Trek exists in more than one world. It exists in the fantasy of science fiction - weird and wonderful things that play unimaginable possibilities of exploration and human endeavor. But it also exists in the fantasy of human beings, the perfection of human beings, the exploration that human beings have made since the dawn of time and the continuing exploration - physically mentally and morally. It’s that aspect of Star Trek that I’ve always loved, to look at something physically that doesn’t exist now by these talented writers & designers but also to tackle the eternal human questions the agonies, the ecstasies. Star Trek should exist for a long time to come based on those truths. I for one would love to see its continuity. It’s with sorrow that I hear about the cancellation of the new Star Trek series.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

President Trump: “Who do you work for?”

Reporter: “NOTUS.”

Trump: “I don’t even know who the hell that is… you better get yourself a real job.”

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

I wasn’t wrong - #trump

[Mark @markymark_69]

English is ‘non-native’ to Singapore, Australia, Kenya, South Africa. Spanish is ‘non-native’ to Central and South America. Portuguese is ‘non-native’ to Brazil.

It happens *everywhere* else on the planet

[Luke Irving @imlirvingit]

This is an actual disgrace. If it isn’t already illegal to campaign in for a seat in British politics in a non-native language, it should be. This actually would not happen anywhere else on the planet we’ve lost the plot.

[Mark @markymark_69]

And Americans have something called “stupidity” and “lack of education”. So no I’m not shocked at some of the these bad takes.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

British have something called “polite racism.” So no I’m not shocked at some of these bad takes

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Aside from his blatant lies/ignorance about UK population numbers, Ratcliffe is an immigrant tax exile in Monaco, and most of his Manchester United team are immigrants to UK. So he’s a stinking race-baiting hypocrite.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

"the Grammy goes to Luther Vandross" is an instant classic

[Mark @markymark_69]

“Bodybuilder” 😂😂

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

The bodybuilder has died aged 64 https://t.co/CoZHyqN9ph

[Thomas Willett @ThomasWillett9]

Shop assistant: “Can I help you”

Customer: “No thanks”.

JK Rowling and the anti-trans lobby: “Off with their heads”.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Thank you so much @PrideBrighton for having me tonight! A special heartfelt thank you to the LGBTQ+ community for your ongoing support. I will always be there for you. Love, MC ❤️🌈🦋

📸 Sam Hussein

[Mark @markymark_69]

Not content with ushering in two Conservative governments, Jezza finishes the trilogy by helping make Farage Prime Minister.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The Labour government is here to appease Reform.

We are here to defeat Reform.

Join us at https://t.co/0bhBHhWvVa

[Mark @markymark_69]

He’s cheating on his spouse?

[People @people]

Prince William Marks Princess Diana’s 64th Birthday by Taking on One of Her Biggest Causes Head-On https://t.co/HNFRxjLX6v

[Mark @markymark_69]

Mad how people can’t chant death to the army but the army literally kills people at will. Someone make it make sense.

[Luke Tryl @LukeTryl]

Artistic expression is one thing, acts and crowds chanting for death to particular groups is entirely another and should surely be beyond the pale of what we consider acceptable on any mainstream public platform let alone our most high profile music festival.

[Mark @markymark_69]

FFS @AndyBurnhamGM

[The National @ScotNational]

This week JK Rowling launched an attack on The National, describing us as an 'anti-woman newspaper'. At The National we deal in truth, and will not be cowed by a billionaire trying to control media output to fit her own worldview, writes our editor Laura Webster✍️

[Mark @markymark_69]

Got a full cruise ship over here 🛳️

[Andrew Perry @AndrewNotDrew7]

If you have a boat, I have a throat

[Mark @markymark_69]

@Peston When did you last get on a bus?

[Mark @markymark_69]

Matthew is a Hebrew name.
Alexander is Greek.