marni cohen

[marni cohen @marnicohen1]

@BangBang_PaPOW Please come to pickles

[marni cohen @marnicohen1]

@kingwow @BangBang_PaPOW

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

The CDC says you can stop isolating if “the vibes are off”

[marni cohen @marnicohen1]

@MissyRenn Owen’s mixers aren’t bad

[sarah @sablaah]

She Quit Her Job to Find Herself. She Found Out she Doesn't Want to Do Anything.

[marni cohen @marnicohen1]

Advice: quit your job in the summer so you can sit by the pool before you start the next job

[abby govindan @abbygov]

proposing a 5th wave of feminism that’s like “ok we tried the whole ‘women can do anything’ thing and it turns out it’s true but now we’ve decided we just don’t want to”

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit

[marni cohen @marnicohen1]

Normalize leaving work at 11am on super nice days to day drink

[marni cohen @marnicohen1]

What’s worse than heart break? Winter weather in April

[nicole @cornygirlfriend]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[kimberly🎀 @kfloressx]

don’t ask me if i wanna go out this summer just pick me up

[Kathleen @kathleenkatkath]

Losing my debit card in a bar is so close I can taste it

[marni cohen @marnicohen1]

Calling out of work on nice days is important

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Your boy

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

getting one dose of Pfizer and one dose of Moderna its called an Arnold Pharma

[marni cohen @marnicohen1]

People lose all competency the second they enter an airport

[marni cohen @marnicohen1]

Why do people rush to get on an airplane? Why would you want to be on a plane longer than you have to be

[iouisa @flystrap]

would be a huge power move for kanye to wheel out the robert kardashian hologram as his divorce lawyer

[marni cohen @marnicohen1]

@BangBang_PaPOW I went here once and it was terrible and I always talk about how terrible it was 😂