meghan

[꒰ daily aquatic lovelies ༚.° @aqualuvsuotd]

a reminder since christmas is coming up… 💯

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

My exterminator just fell in love with the very bug I hired him to kill 🙄

[idalia☥ @sadleftist]

i hope they are having a good day

[Shayla @shaydeofgold]

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

The worst part of being nonbinary is not getting to shout anything during Hey Ya

[aidan @aidanisonline]

at the water fountain just past airport security frantically refilling my aquarium

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

haven’t noticed any new banksy paintings ever since betty white died…

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Someone just said Nate and Jules deserve eachother. We CANNOT all be watching the same show 😭

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[grovy @grovymango]

a chalant frog

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

nate lets have a chat babe

[peanut Ed in parody town @eddytheaxe]

mother: *holding newborn for first time* awww look at you, you have my eyes.

Father: and my smile

Aragorn: you have my sword

Legolas: and you have my bow

Gimli: and my axe

Nurse: Can we get Security in here please, theyre back again.

[November @postoctobrist]

dude it’s fine she’s coming back as betty the grey

[** @bigguccicraigy]

2 hotdogs with no condiments at 9:45am you going straight to the underworld