The Chaser ™

Banker||Poet||Songwriter||Novelist||Playwright||Computer Technocrat||Dad|| Political Magnate|| Chess Master and Member of Parliament of Kenya in the making...

[The Chaser ™ @martine_caleb]

Makosa ni yake kweli? 🤣

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@WilliamsRuto @StandardKenya should just refrain from taking sides while reporting. Journalism is a reputable career that shouldn't be taken for granted.

[The Chaser ™ @martine_caleb]

Did you know the words, RUTO & TOUR are the same? The difference is in the arrangement? Now you know.
#Ruto@G7 ✌️

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@ntsa_kenya Don't just revoke their license, BAN them from operating the business in future. All of their officials and workers

[The Chaser ™ @martine_caleb]

@leongetich Are you even listening to yourself?

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@DrBKhalwale Precisely said.

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@USForeignAssist We don't need it. Period!

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@DCI_Kenya The joke of the year

[The Chaser ™ @martine_caleb]

@bakhita_esther Thank you @netanyahu

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@sumeiya_omar In your dreams

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@Iranmilitary24 You'll all die like chicken. Continue joking with the annonited ones

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@KRACare @kenyan_prince_ 😂😂😂

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@elonmusk360news R

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https://t.co/Xa6222g6sm
Cc @senatorkajwang
@HonJoyceOsogo
@Milliegeza
@gladyswanga

[The Chaser ™ @martine_caleb]

@JanetMuseveni You're a useless woman. Advice Museveni to let go of power. Also remind him that Uganda doesn't belong to him

[The Chaser ™ @martine_caleb]

@Mkainerugaba_ Try bringing your nonstarter war against Kenya. Do you remember how Tanzania, a young military country chased Ugandan army out of their country during the Nyerere- Amin feud? You'll be forced to drown in the very Indian Ocean

[The Chaser ™ @martine_caleb]

@MuhooziGen_ @mkainerugaba While your hooliganism is apparently ending this time round, we wish to notify the incoming President of Uganda @HEBobiwine to hasten your apprehension & prosecution process for atrocities committed under your watch and that of your father.

[The Chaser ™ @martine_caleb]

@MuhooziGen_ Says a coward who fears the will of the people in Uganda and is planning to subvert their decision

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@HassanSMohamud @SuluhuSamia We knew the Muslims would congratulate a fellow serial killer and a dictator.

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@The_Kremlinn Huyu mjinga bila elimu alienda wapi