ceo of eternal codependency 🔞

Martin, he/him, adult. • proship: here to be horny about badwrong fictional dynamics (too many to list.) • NO MINORS, MAPS, TERFS, OR ANTIS!

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

i do NOT want to be OCCUPIED with WORK i want to use my brainspace to THINK ABOUT MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS FUCKING EACH OTHER!!!!

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

@nastymanrights having post notifs on for this acc has never been funnier, timing-wise

[taitologic @seiinico]

finding out canon info that makes your ship problematic is like winning the lottery

[ghost . . @sulky80715248]

do u mind if i alter ur perception of love forever and become such an intrinsic part of ur heart that the idea of living without me makes it hard to breathe

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

that highly specific problematique™ blorbos-in-law emotion where you don't really Go There but you feel such fondness for the ship on principle and you're overjoyed people are fighting the horny fight for it.

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

I find "proshitter" such a funny word bc it somehow conveys the petulance of a grade-schooler while simultaneously betraying the clutching-pearls attitude of your average boomer. so anyone who puts it in their DNI looks like Benjamin Button to me no matter what their pfp is.

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

here's the best possible proof that I'm still #billford trash. this turned out so insanely well and blu was so great to work with. worth every penny!

[Blueparikeet (Comms Open!) @Blueparikeet]

C0mm for @martinfucks!

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

anyway RIP this app bc ain't no way I'm gonna get the same freak experience anywhere else.

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

god antis are so funny. at least 1/4 of the batcest tumblr tag is purity police sobbing over how proshippers make great content but commit the ultimate betrayal of...YuCkY pAiRiNg

like, babes. our gen content is good BECAUSE we understand the fam's weirdness. it's called nuance.

[WOLF @robinxbatman]

好…好久沒畫圖了…

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

I now find SB soooo fucking cloying and implausible. thank god I got here in the end.

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

realized the other day that I think I used to like Super/bat circa 2017-18 bc I was repressing a metric ton of problematique ship feelings and Clark was the closest analogue I could get to bru/dick. laughed to myself at how things change

[ash ☼ @fairieash]

“i am very normal about this ship”

then this is how i look like tweeting about them

[clitstripe @bussysword]

“You can’t ship the protagonist with the villain, that’s criminal and abusive” yeah it’s criminal how much I’m abusing my meat thinking about it

[fudrilshi @fudrilshi]

my otp is worse than your otp. im dead dove do not eating harder than you bitch. youre barely even showing my ass compared to me

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

not that there's anything wrong w the former and I do often go there as well but like. I don't think this friend wants to watch their ship try to kill each other as the main attraction. and I. well.

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

y'all ever talk about a toxic ship with someone who also likes it but to a fundamentally different degree than you and then you go "huh. my brainworms are BAD bad."

[ceo of eternal codependency 🔞 @martinfucks]

every time I bring up enemies to lovers w one particular friend they're always like "OOGH TASTY, complicated, messy, SO GOOD" and I can just tell their brain is playing some pining h.ozier vibe while mine is blasting "hatef--k" at maximum volume