Martin Thompson

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@barkmeta Snoop dog?

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@0xLuciferCore 04

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@StephenSkolnick @darshan_2015 The peanut thing is very interesting, but the AI policy is genius.

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@o41036 @US_Stormwatch I don't know which one of you is correct here, but how much of a difference does it make?

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@Mike_Bitcoin_X @afneil 'military grade' is just marketing bullshit

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

Can I just say that to me Inheritance Tax is the perfect tax - someone else pays it and when they do you’re dead! If you haven’t spent all you’ve accumulated you really haven’t been concentrating. And you can avoid it in full by marrying the one you love & leaving it all to them. Sorted.

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@JR84518744 @SamaHoole Him being rich is what made it work, he often said "I can just go do a couple of episodes of who wants to be a millionaire, how does everyone else survive?"

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@MrJohnHooper The actual led diode does last that long, but all the rest of it falls to bits long before that

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@NI_Libertarian @ClarkeMicah It’s a brilliant idea in theory but the implementation would come with an endless list of problems and would probably end up costing more than putting a man on the moon.

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@omid9 I don't know who is going to win the golden boot, but the George Best award for celebrations goes to Jordan Henderson, its going to take a truly epic performance to beat that.

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@AaronBastani 40 years later Southampton has a derelict Toys r us and Middlesborough station is rather magnificent.
That's my best guess anyway

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@AaronBastani In the 80's when there was a lot of money washing about down south there was a lot of development, old buildings torn down and new things built. Less development up north meant old buildings got a lick of paint or were left empty till someone found a use.
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[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@_DylanHamilton_ Why didn't you tell the truth about the ice cream?

[Council Estate Media @cem_uk_]

Imagine if a country announced it was introducing the death penalty, but only for Jews. Imagine the global outcry.

But apparently it's fine to introduce the death penalty only for Palestinians...

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The Government is considering scrapping the NHS-Palantir deal.

Do you want Palantir out of the NHS?

RT if you do.

#PalantirOUT

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@owenoo @gceccles @djh84 @chrisbates3 @burgesshill @railnigel @clayhenry Shouldn't solar/battery reduce fuel costs for the railways as well, plenty of spare land for panels.
Also I like drinking beer on a train and its frowned upon when driving a car, even an electric one.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science...

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

@StopTheHate_UK Why do you have UK in your name when you are an account based in Israel?

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@ClarkeMicah @Yodoswaginz 9pm-4am thats about my sleeping pattern anyway

[Martin Thompson @martintfs]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ This is the sort of toy I would buy after a lottery win