tony: *beefed up to the max, 6ft tall, muscles bulging, stomps over into the kitchen*
bruce: *SPITS OUT TEA* WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
steve: :( he sucked my dick so hard the super soldier semen took effect
tony: *rips the fridge door off its hinges* *deep voice* Milk
carol: what time is it
tony: idk, photon blast that wall
carol: ok
carol: *blasts through a whole wall*
steve, from a floor away: WHAT ARE U TWO DOING AT 3 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING—
tony: its 3am
Everyone: Steve and Tony's friendship is important, the fact that they were divided made them lose in Infinity War. They're like an old married couple. Deep down, they love and care for each other, it is perfectly shown in Endgame
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