Mary Cella

comedian, writer, dog, editor @littleoldlady__

[Morning Moot @morningmoot_]

"The body positivity movement has taken the internet by storm. Women of all shapes and sizes are confidently showing off their figures and it feels like there's finally some societal progress toward body acceptance.

And I hate it." @mary_cella

https://t.co/xPc59nuuU0

[Little Old Lady Comedy @litoldladyhaha]

"Our school fostered our potential with electives like a dance class taught by a Bob Fosse hologram, an acting class with David Lynch called 'Smoking for the Camera,' and a music class in which Yoko Ono taught us to yelp lucratively." - @mary_cella
https://t.co/5EbexjliW1

[Pedro Salinas @salinas_pedro]

Update: not a good idea

[Mary Cella @mary_cella]

Tomorrow night at 8 in Brooklyn, @janet_hyde1 and I host a hot show featuring Janeane Garofalo, @ADookie, @natashavaynblat, and @salinas_pedro! FREE tickets at the link!
https://t.co/RE3WCgY6AV

[Mary Cella @mary_cella]

Tomorrow at 7:30, we say goodbye to @greenlightbklyn's PLG store with our final @littleoldlady__ live show (for now, at least) featuring this all-star lineup: @silkyjumbo, @peter_revello, @MsColbie, @emenez2, and @am_lehr plus me and @mariselagrajed1!
https://t.co/5KKjAIwt8C

[Meaghan Strickland @MeaghanStrick]

my impression of golfers at the end of a tournament

[Little Old Lady Comedy @litoldladyhaha]

Tuesday, we're back with our final live show (for now). Help us say goodbye to @greenlightbklyn PLG with this talented lineup of comedians and writers: @silkyjumbo, @peter_revello, @MsColbie, and @emenez2, plus editors @mariselagrajed1 and @mary_cella!
https://t.co/sUL1eS5ZGw

[Mary Cella @mary_cella]

Tomorrow night at 8, @janet_hyde1 and I are back in Bed-Stuy with a super-star lineup including @alsozachsims, @TocarraElise, @lizcomedy, @Bhowe14, and @LRonIsley! FREE show and cheap drinks!
https://t.co/7gXpZfcgM4

[Greenlight Bookstore @greenlightbklyn]

Tomorrow (3/21) on Flatbush Ave, the Little Old Lady Comedy Series returns for an evening of performances and laughs!

[Little Old Lady Comedy @litoldladyhaha]

Tuesday night at 7:30, join us at @greenlightbklyn in Prospect Lefferts Gardens to see humor reading and stand-up from @talibbabb, @silkyjumbo, @MariaRandazzo, @JamesFolta, @mariselagrajed1 and @mary_cella! FREE tickets at the link!
https://t.co/XSvbkHtrxl

[Little Old Lady Comedy @litoldladyhaha]

Next Tuesday, 3/21 at 7:30, we're back at @greenlightbklyn in PLG with another amazing show featuring stand-up and humor reading from @talibbabb, @silkyjumbo, @MariaRandazzo, and @JamesFolta, plus editors @mariselagrajed1 and @mary_cella! Free show!
https://t.co/hWjvcx72JQ

[Mary Cella @mary_cella]

Tomorrow night in Bed-Stuy, join me and @janet_hyde1 for free laughs and cheap drinks featuring: @veryvannessa_, @RachelMLenihan, @emanifique, @TheDavidDrake and @adammamawala!
https://t.co/n6gtWJQ4P3

[Little Old Lady Comedy @litoldladyhaha]

Join us tomorrow at @greenlightbklyn in Prospect Lefferts Gardens for a night of live comedy featuring stand-up and humor reading from this incredible lineup: @NorlexSaid, @nsharmawriter, Jo Firestone, @elicoyote, @mariselagrajed1 and @mary_cella!
https://t.co/bJ2HmiDUM8

[Mary Cella @mary_cella]

Tomorrow night at 8, @janet_hyde1 and I host an amazing FREE show in Bed-Stuy featuring @MartinUrbano, @mariselagrajed1, @MrWaters__, @DSGermain and @Mandrea_Allan! COME!!!
https://t.co/GzlqTDiQOf

[Mary Cella @mary_cella]

Come to our @littleoldlady__ live show tomorrow night!!!

[Little Old Lady Comedy @litoldladyhaha]

Tomorrow at 7:30, we're live at @greenlightbklyn in PLG with stand-up and humor reading from these amazing performers: @KarmenNaidoo, @EmilyKling2, @See_More_Evil, and @andrewcasertano plus editors @mariselagrajed1 and @mary_cella! FREE tix at the link!
https://t.co/PikYFamrny

[Pedro Salinas @salinas_pedro]

Cereal: The world is a magical adventure! There's leprechauns and tropical birds and tigers with abs! All your dreams will come true! Have more sugar!

Oatmeal: There's nothing to life but eating, shitting, and working. Strap on the feedbag and crank spreadsheets, horse

[Mary Cella @mary_cella]

I wrote a new piece for @mcsweeneys about the only thing I ever think about: AGING!!! 😱😱😱
https://t.co/LFEDQHcC9G

[Mary Cella @mary_cella]

Tomorrow night in Bed-Stuy, join me and @janet_hyde1 for our first show of the new year featuring this incredible lineup: @Diabeatz, @JennyGorelick, @JattyRobinson, @ConstantlyGus, @CaseyMcGowann and more! FREE show and cheap drinks!
https://t.co/dwfISeyfHh

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

This week at Young Ethel's in Park Slope! Comedians from Comedy Central, Hulu, MTV's Girl Code, Netflix and more! And it's FREE?!? Come on. We'll see you Wednesday, 12/21 @ 7:30 PM

@chanel__ali
@NoWayneInHell
@mary_cella
@brianfrange

https://t.co/Rm7Cueiko4 #free #nyc