mary_and you know it

Cheers 2020 🤗

[mary_and you know it @mary_know]

Bounces " healing crystals " off your head from across the room

[Mathew Arnold 💙 @LustyAgeCom]

hey there ☺

[mary_and you know it @mary_know]

To whoever may be reading this
‘ Us Americans are wild ‘💥🎉🎊

[Her Tall Boots @fuzzlime]

if your car ever needs fixing i always recommend Gorilla Tape, it really holds

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

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[Beryl the MaineCoon Cat 😸😻 @BerylFruitloop]

Just one word.....#fruitloop !!!! 😂😂😂😂

#MondayCheerUp #MondayMorning #CatsOfTwitter #catsofinstagram #mondaythoughts #cats

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

ATTENTION: If I post or say something YOU don’t like.. PLEASE unfollow..

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

On the Twitter black market, you can get 3 bots and 4 reply guys for just 1 blue checkmark.

[Matt Johnson @MattJohnson_327]

Also, never Tweeting again, even if there’s a fire. Y’all are annoying as hell.

[GatorGirl @woemma624]

Nope, you can't have my fav toy!

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

*takes pen and notepad from psychiatrist’s hand
“This’ll go quicker if you let me do it.”

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

... but on the bright side, putting the iron skillet in the dishwasher made her forget about that whole ugly, bras in the dryer fiasco.

*whispers
the horror

[John Cena @SohnCena]

There are 24 hours in a day and I probably spend 23 of them trying to get my toddler to cooperate.

[n2o @1evilidiot]

I'm too lazy to stalk.

-me flirting

[Nathalie Claire💋 @nhatzz4u]

I'm the opposite of clingy, I'm spacious.

[Daz? @HomeProbably]

The failure to communicate is a problem unique to humanity.

[Son of Dad @ThugRaccoons]

*arm wrestles the old lady using the blood pressure machine at CVS*

[Trey @treydayway]

I'm too much of a different shape to be in many people's inner circle

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Any truth to the rumor I’m starting, that baby New Year is named Hindsight, cuz it’s 20/20.

No no, don’t get up... I’ll ahhh... I’ll just show myself out.