Mary Grace

Take me to your noodles 🏳️‍🌈

[Mary Grace @marylambertRW]

Decisions, decisions.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

my boyfriend got the big Costco ham and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to him

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

I helped a Nazi cover-up their swastika tattoo today. Looking at it now you'd never know it was there, pretty wild what six feet of dirt can do.

[helena riley @freshhel]

Literally that’s so smart

[Casey Nowak @IgnatzHaderach]

*hands you six ibuprofen* this is an old family recipe

[Certified Lover Girl ❥ @jamaalotee]

Can we keep retweeting this??? I would really pretty much like to reconnect with them. ✨

[Bryan Tucker @BTuckertime]

I would really enjoy having just one election that's not the most important election of our lives.

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

Normalize arguing with your pets

[Jimmy Pop @jimmypop]

I've been enjoying this Russian politician's hair this afternoon.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

you ever think about this

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

my culture is not your costume

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

How your email finds me

[jonny klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk]

Make sure you’re checking your kids candy this year. Just found a Glock in a Twix bar

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i think about this daily

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Your unemployed friend in the middle of the afternoon on a Tuesday

[Upside Dad @UpsideDad]

I bought some frozen corn at the store and the nice old lady at the checkout told me all about her family’s cream corn recipe and how I had to try it and I didn’t have the heart to tell her I just had a vasectomy and the corn was going on my balls.

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

My elbow watching me do a full skin care routine on my face.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

I've never kissed under the cameltoe or whatever you call it.