Mary Milewski

Prozac for Penguins is my life.

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

@cnn https://t.co/mk8Ppt4z9K this article has misinformation. Massachusetts did not pass a law making xylazine controlled, it was already controlled but not in the way this article portrays it. Don't misinform veterinarians.

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

So if states ban abortion, will women be able to get ovulation and pregnancy tests for free? Because some CVS stores have that shit behind lock and key. 🤔
#BansOffOurBodies #ProChoiceIsProLife #ReproductiveRights #WomensRights

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

If you don't know how to use Adobe Scan on your phone. How are you a full functioning adult? @Adobe

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

Do you think Michael Phelps' mom would have gone 100% Karen on the IOC, if she was banned from attending, like the parents of current Olympic athletes. #Tokyo2020

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

@farjadk @AmericanAir Do a status match with Delta, make the switch! @Delta

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

"I'm going to take back the moderator role" - Chris Wallace 🤦

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

I forgot there was supposed to be a summer Olympics starting today...

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

@sassleski Also, I'd love to know what personality disorder she has.

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

@sassleski Good for you AJ!

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

Are designer face masks going to be vintage fashion items in 50+ years? Are our grandkids going be saying "this is one of my grandma's vintage facemasks. My mom won't let me wear it because it's Prada."

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

@cardinalhealth you cut off my hospital from ordering drugs during COVID-19, even though @CharlieBakerMA extended license expiration dates due to COVID-19. Now I'm running out of medications going into a long weekend!!!

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

@somegoodnews When our Doberman gets tired of his dad's work from home. He will dig and find his dad's memory foam pillow and take a good nap. River loves a good pillow!

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

Are you curious how COVID-19 is impacting your relationship with your pet?

Take this survey from Colorado State!
https://t.co/w3hBKFehJR (for dogs)
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[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

@murbysell No not essential, because in most places the courts aren't even fully operational. That's my reasoning.

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

Also go tell your bestie the Red Sox "Girl you're crazy, Mookie Betts is a great guy. You'll regret dumping him."

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

Dear Boston, Tom Brady is using social media like a lying/cheating partner who is going to leave your ass. So put on your independent woman panties, and move on!

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

@TheNicoHohman What child loves Kashi?!?

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

@cvspharmacy do you make the ill and elder play detective as well?

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

@cvspharmacy really don't understand why I had to call my prescriber and insurance company to solve the issues with a prior authorization on my prescription. Especially when the day supply needed to change.

[Mary Milewski @marymilu]

Holiday cards I've received this year: relatives with kids, friends with kids, friends with pets, and Fidelity Investments.