meatball the chameleon

mary tell those retarded fags to get me some crickets

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

how bout you make your way back to my fucking crate and feed me

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

Making my way across Alaska to reach every village, every voter ✈️

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAGGEDY ASS SQUIRREL???

@peta @peta @peta

[Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_]

The worst thing about the Mary Peltola thing is that she named her lizard meatball, and now I want to eat a lizard.

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

@mike_frags thanks. now tell those retards to BRING MY FUCKING CRICKETS!!!!!

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

@cljack FUCKING PLEASE START ONE. THESE RETARDS HAVEN’T FED ME IN 10 DAYS.

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

retarded faggots.

mama mary fired them after the last cricket escape but now i havent eaten in 10 days.

[AzelfDa?🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐋 @AzelfDaGirl]

What staffer was complaining about feeding this distinguished gentleman??? Blacklist them.

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

@seeky_907 @MaryPeltola uncle swalwell? fs all the time

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??? THE ONLY DECREPIT THING IS YOU RETARDED FAGGOT! RETRACT!!!!!

[jean-michel trogneux @BRaffier]

this but for Mary Peltola’s decrepit chameleon

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

@nikicaga yep.

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

i don’t want to fucking talk about it

[Ami @Ami_Marisol]

alright the staffer stuff was funny but I hope Dan Sullivan wins bc apparently Peltola abandoned Meatball the Chameleon and he was nearly KFCd in the process.

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

i hope she dies of a botched abortion

[Liz Ruskin-AK public radio reporter @lruskin]

Overthinking it

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

@jaredsmall @alaskalandmine everyone likes to FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME!!!! EVEN MAGA!!! I DONT CARE BRING ME CRICKETS

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

shut the fuck up you retarded duck

[Duck Walk @duck_walk_blog]

tbh I can't help but think that including Meatball the chameleon in the Mary Petola story was some kind of counter-psyop to try to blunt the piece and distract everyone

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

THEY ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDS THIS ISNT A FUCKING JOKE????

[krissie @krissieuh]

the most annoying person you know in dc is getting ready to dress up as mary peltola's chameleon for halloween

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

@EricMGarcia @bdquinn No the problem is she never fucking fed me

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

they’re fucking retarded

[Andrew @ajrodz]

I wanna talk to the staffer that complained about feeding this little cutie

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

GET MY NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

[The Alaska Landmine @alaskalandmine]

Someone sent this to us! What you guys think?! 😂 #meatball

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

@BendingSporks @MaryPeltola get fucked…similar to the crickets still loose in my room, the faggots are to blame. don’t come for me, retard.

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

her staff WERE that bad at feeding me crickets. fucking retards lost them in my room every time. they deserved to be physically abused.

[The Alaska Landmine @alaskalandmine]

The @nytimes article on @MaryPeltola is maximum loose. While some of it isn’t that bad (making staff feed crickets to her pet chameleon Meatball), some of it is really bad. This part by far being the worst. Did she decide to go full Don Young? It’s a bold strategy, Cotton!

[meatball the chameleon @marysmeatball]

@dearwhitestaff it’s not fucking funny i’m starving