Ma Bailey's Telephone *Parody*

Sounding my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

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@dieworkwear I still wear Chanel No. 5 because that’s what my mom wore when I was little. It’s unexpected now, which is why I like it. She also said that no one should even realize you’re wearing perfume until they’re close enough to hug you.

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@LopezCarrere @ThatEricAlper I had an old cassette tape of Moonlight Sonata—so long ago that I don’t know who played it—but that specific recording brought me to tears every time I listened.

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@dieworkwear I like the color on him, too.

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@dieworkwear I pulled up this photo and laughed out loud before I saw your comment.

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@IntestinalYeast @dieworkwear Wearing’ your mom’s best Thanksgiving tablecloth to Woodstock. Legend.

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@TheCinesthetic I just watched that scene again and even knowing it so well, it still made me tear up.

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@TheCinesthetic When Shirley MacLaine is begging indifferent nurses for pain meds for her daughter in Terms of Endearment.

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@SER1897 @RadioFreeTom I hear that from locals—how disastrous the economy is. It might have helped had Biden’s apparatus been better at communicating his wins, and the media better at reporting them.

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@KansasGrant @KellyScaletta I’m mostly on bluesky now. It’s a different culture, and a bit slower, but I really like it.

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@levie Even he sounds bored with his shtick.

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@cb_doge Nobody cares that much about him except toadies like you.

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@Cjkentucky333 @MeanGene213 @LangmanVince No.

Seriously?

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@lady_o_gaga @dieworkwear He looks like Jack Nicholson to me.

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@dieworkwear Was he a FLW disciple? Reminds me of the Alden Dow houses in Texas.

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@TheRickWilson How does this woman support herself? Is she independently wealthy? I don’t get it.

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@john_sipher @davidhogg111 My sister moved in with my dad and she cares for him but he’s still relatively healthy at 90. She can only work part time, so my brother and I step in when she’s at work. Dad adamantly refuses to “go to a home,” but I’m not sure how else we’ll care for him if he becomes helpless.

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@gel_gene @stuartpstevens @Kasparov63 Trying to figure out what language you actually speak, cause it ain’t English.

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@stuartpstevens @gtconway3d Who was it who visited Russia on July 4th again? I forget…

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@tarapalmeri Nice little threat of losing their jobs there: “the press doesn’t care.” Uh, yeah.

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@joncoopertweets Phoney