Missy

sucker for a good hotdish

[MC @mclemonz1]

Since Snapchat is shit now, I’m gonna just start mailing people pictures of myself.

[Missy @mashfritz]

anyone know this girl?? https://t.co/GKr6mcaWU8

[Missy @mashfritz]

shoutout to the couple outside my apt arguing yet still sharing a cigarette #romance

[Missy @mashfritz]

@chelsgrove @laurenpierson21 @meganrott I remember having little time to pregame and then chugging Swedish fish flavored vodka to prepare......weird, that’s about as much as I remember

[Missy @mashfritz]

@laurenpierson21 @meganrott Can we just never talk about timeflies? 😂😂😂

[Missy @mashfritz]

@Lexie_Jan Oh, Lexie Lee Photography, would definitely recommend 😜

[Missy @mashfritz]

thank God. https://t.co/x7XCHf0bAt

[Missy @mashfritz]

me every morning: https://t.co/aMAG0cFj2B

[Missy @mashfritz]

@PaceSalsa thanks for making the dream I never knew I had come true 🙏🏼💕

[Charlie Rinehart @C_Rinehart1356]

*anytime after November 1st*

Me: Hey mom can you pick me up some food?

Mom: ok but that'll be part of your Christmas gifts

[Missy @mashfritz]

@McJesse @JohnMayer

[Missy @mashfritz]

@KatieMarianne32 So you gonna poke back or what?

[Missy @mashfritz]

when I️ die, bury me with a jar of @PaceSalsa

[Norm Kelly @norm]

50 days left of 2017! Make them count!

[ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy]

*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Me: "This isn't deodorant."

[penjamin is now @ghostdraculas @upsidedowntrash]

gym teacher: how many times have you been around that track?

gwen stefani: a few

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

Hell is accidentally clicking on someone's Instagram live when it's first starting so ur the only person there n u have to marry them

[Missy @mashfritz]

@Lexie_Jan having someone slap snow into your hair is nice too