Masinde

Software Developer

[Masinde @masindevs]

Built an app for businesses after seeing how chaotic M-Pesa confirmations get in busy shops, shared phones and “nionyesheshe message” moments
Cashiers prompt payments from their own phones, confirmations go to a shared Telegram, and every transaction shows the cashier’s name.

[Masinde @masindevs]

@danaceda Wtf that's so unprofessional..and how will you follow up with a supplier you didn't pay to deliver goods😂

[Masinde @masindevs]

@StanleyMasinde_ Huku nyuma wanauliza uko level Gani ndugu😬

[/ˈhjuː.mə.nɔɪd/ @__ciox__]

On this, I decided to throw some stones

Spent today setting up the mobile client for Android.

https://t.co/u1uCGkhwox

I have done most of the Android architecture

If you can afford like 2 hours a day or so, we can build and push this product.

We'll figure out the rest on the way

[Masinde @masindevs]

@1960dude What did React ever do to you minions 😂😂

[Masinde @masindevs]

@akinyi__wendy I like what you did with Spirally but "Inventing an entirely new equation from the theory” ?? Come on sister.. that's not flying.

[Masinde @masindevs]

Hey @SafaricomPLC here is an idea..why don't you fix the many bugs in your MPESA app instead of chasing these hackathon ideas.

[Masinde @masindevs]

@eleliayub 😂bana we used to be a special set of employees...sai naskia devs wanalipwa 40k my heart pains.

[Arvid Kahl @arvidkahl]

Devs are acting like they didn’t write slop code before AI.

[Masinde @masindevs]

Me: here is a new song I really like and would love to discover more like it

YouTube music Algorithm: Next, here are are other songs you listen to everyday.

[Masinde @masindevs]

A guy vibecoded a site to check if other sites are vibecoded..

[Masinde @masindevs]

@StanleyMasinde_ Kwanza hio "As a developer" pure engagement farming while re asking stupid questions copied so many times..I get brainrot from just seeing such

[Masinde @masindevs]

Resend is down...when I need it the most...my MVP was getting a steady influx of signups..damn.

[Masinde @masindevs]

@Mutuabrian_M I already have like 3 since Monday😂😂

[Masinde @masindevs]

@1960dude Ewe orie?

[Masinde @masindevs]

@1960dude Omulamu emboko

[Masinde @masindevs]

@TradintaHQ @_lennoxomondi Notice he didn't argue out the issue at hand..rather chose personal attacks.

[Masinde @masindevs]

The age of memorizing syntax is officially over!

[Masinde @masindevs]

@Gatsz01 Good stuff👏

[Masinde @masindevs]

Tz devs in a few 😂..

[gatsz @Gatsz01]

Just finished building a Swahili based programming language
Jenga Programming Language (Version 1.0 :The Pilot Version)
Check it out
https://t.co/gg6XbRAgcF
For now it's simple Some features will be added soon
Happy to receive feedback. Happy Jenga-ring