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[mason @masoniccboom]

guacamole in these louboutins

[mason @masoniccboom]

I do not care if it’s cacti anymore. I’m just going to say cactuses.

[mason @masoniccboom]

bRUH

[mason @masoniccboom]

hate to be this person online but I’ve had ENOUGH. People drive way too fast on my street. These fckers are ripping through the neighborhood at 21, 22 mph when the speed limit is CLEARLY marked on several signs at 17.5 mph . where does it end? #crucifyspeeders

[mason @masoniccboom]

I (22M) meant to tell someone at work "thank you for helping me" but instead said "thanks for your help today" AITA?

[mason @masoniccboom]

ey to be back at uni again in dunners bro just bloody pisst double fiston uh scrump nd a dart with a goon bag to ma leeps nd heaps uh ricotta cheese in ma haer bro onle to waek up at st kilda's come mornin to a pack uh cheeky penguins peckin my head those buggers eh? dusty as bro

[mason @masoniccboom]

@travis_coan that's a good point.. hey but anyway looks like we're leaving saturday if u wanna join the commune

[mason @masoniccboom]

at this point i'd fr rather get stranded on a deserted island and be forced to forage for berries in the underbrush and spear fish in the lagoon and wrestle a jaguar for the right to hunt the wild tapirs that populate the tropical archipelago than get a job in corporate america

[mason @masoniccboom]

@tjgriggs ok I'll put in my planner

[mason @masoniccboom]

@tjgriggs down to leave tmo

[justin @farringt0n]

having thoughts is ruining my life

[mason @masoniccboom]

guys don't be stupid in november literally a vote for biden is just a vote for trump because you're taking away a vote from Kanye 🤦‍♂️

[mason @masoniccboom]

white people love saying "I'm gettin eaten alive out here!!" after a mosquito gets em

[Brian Heater @bheater]

What if the President is right and Antifa is breeding 75-year-old super soldiers who fall over on command?

[Brownies & Lemonade🍫🍋 @TeamBandL]

some are wondering if water is wet

[mason @masoniccboom]

one good thing about having to wear a mask is that nobody at the edh target can recognize you easily

[mason @masoniccboom]

@RachelllClarkk @bethstrutz hahaha I saw no lies as they say

[mason @masoniccboom]

people forget that ice age (2002) literally won 12 academy awards