Masood Ahmad

Eastenders Finest Postman, Sexiest Asian man on the square! Proud dictator of the Masood's - Now jog on and stop stalking me!
Parody account if you didnt know!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@SpecialKBrook Nothing but respect for you son, you fancy a juice at the Vic? Also can you fist up the Mitchell's for us?

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@SpecialKBrook good luck with the fight mate, if you win orange juice at Vic on you! If you Loose, you can happily do the postal with me!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@Dotty_c0tton @_ItsTamster_ I really believe you need a cig you old fanny fart!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@charlie_slaterE then go and ride a Donkey!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

Walking into Tams room, the kid needs to stop his left hand action! You little dirty f*cker!!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@_ItsTamster_ the kebab you ate earlier was my waste fried in oil for you son, 100% homemade!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

Finally back to my normal self, had to teach this not so funny bum who's the man! @paulchowdhry http://t.co/80YEs8xBZv #EastEnders

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@shabzmas @SteveMcdonald01 @kush_kazemi oh Shah tap!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@eastendershrh yo Wagwan Batty boi

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@Mick_Carterr oi Watch your filthy mouth you puff! Now I will get Tamwar to stuff his sheekh kebab into her and give her some chutney!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@AllsoppBarn your brave, trust me you will hate it! Can't keep the muppits in square happy!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

Just emailed my CV over to @BBC - I'm going to smash it more then @JeremyClarkson - #EastEnders #TopGear #TheNextJeremyClarkson

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

I see @_IanBeale_ is at it again, trying to mess everyone's eyes and minds up!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

Bloody Hells, forgot it's Friday!
Time to get dressed up, wack on some nice after shave and head over to the Vic for orange juice

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@MasoodZainab jog on the lump of meat!

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@MasoodZainab oh god you're still alive?

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

Hello "me Julie" @ImLindaCarter @Mick_Carterr #EastEnders #AliG #Julie

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

@Big_Bald_Phil Wake up Bald Slap head! It's Monday, now get to work before @Max_BranningE20 fires your ass! #EastEnders

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

I personally think, Top Gear should call us all from the square in to see who's the fastest driver! #TopGear #EastEnders

[Masood Ahmad @masoodpostboy]

Just got of the bog! Shabs cooking has really fired up my anal! Good Night all