imagine

I like turtles

[imagine @masterson8888]

@SDRonnie @kararesurrect @DGoldNYC yikes

[imagine @masterson8888]

@FBInjuryDoc @FantasyPtsData ODB out this week and he ran behind agholor. it's all over for bateman i'm afraid

[imagine @masterson8888]

@FBInjuryDoc maybe more like crapsheet tbh

[imagine @masterson8888]

@FBInjuryDoc more like capsheet amirite

[imagine @masterson8888]

@blackgordongeck @peepoye_ @dillondanis @SDRonnie

[imagine @masterson8888]

@dillondanis @SDRonnie

[imagine @masterson8888]

@kareem_carr @fchollet Income difference isn't enough to explain the massive 10x disparity in crimes when ~8% of white are below poverty line, and ~20% of black

[imagine @masterson8888]

@FightHaven @SDRonnie

[imagine @masterson8888]

@hubermanlab First reaction is males, but Celsius in particular advertises significantly more to female podcasts opposed to male

[imagine @masterson8888]

@draftcheat What if their contests don’t identify as guaranteed you heartless psychopath?

[ELU @evanluza]

no sir, I could never drop a 6,666 collection of @ghostboylives next month, no way, couldn't be me, could never imagine doing such a thing, who would ever want to immortalize a piece of themself into the blockchain, who could be so crazy
🧵👇💙💀

[imagine @masterson8888]

@DevInTheLab @SDRonnie

[imagine @masterson8888]

@JohnWRichKid Shoulda given them Nicholas cage instead

[imagine @masterson8888]

@napgener Ape NFT owners would need money though

[imagine @masterson8888]

@realandrewfro @DylanEveryday Did you intentionally do a whores/horse play on words here
The fans need to know

[imagine @masterson8888]

@SigmundBloom @adamlevitan lol at taking a victory lap because ingram slightly ate into his workload for unknown reasons in one game in week 13, well done sir

[imagine @masterson8888]

@p8stie this sounds like a ponzi miss
i'm in

[imagine @masterson8888]

@0xSisyphus Jimmy Buffet warned us about this

[imagine @masterson8888]

@avi_eisen You’re laughing about other people laughing while people are getting rekt swapping weth to eth during this catostraphic bank run

[imagine @masterson8888]

@elonmusk @WSJ @WSJopinion @AllysiaFinley How is this not TheOnion