schneids

UMN ‘20 | adorable badass | new life goal is to be Moira Rose| WELCOME TO MY ACTIVE LIFE✌🏻 UNBOTHERED.

[schneids @mat_schneids]

living my dream negotiating a dance contract in an airport in 2021

[Kevin McCurdy @KevinMcCurdy]

LMFAO. Bouchard's like "what hit?"

[schneids @mat_schneids]

couldn’t make it to Florida today so why not go to Seattle instead 😂

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

CNN tracking how many white ppl without college degree voted for Trump LMAOO

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Kamala Harris didn't lose, America did.

As a nation, we collectively failed her—and in doing so we failed girls and women, the LGBTQ community, people of color, Muslims, Jewish people, immigrants, the sick, the poor, the elderly, the people of Ukraine, and Gaza, and the planet.

It's unthinkable, that instead of being able to celebrate a beautiful, hopeful new chapter in the story of this nation with a leader who appealed to the best of our natures—we will instead be holding a postmortem for democracy as we enter our 250th year, stewarded by a malevolent sociopath who despises empathy and shuns the law.

I truly thought we were better than this, that our shared humanity would show up. I thought we would reject this hatred and ugliness once and for all.

I hate being wrong about the majority of the people of this nation.

I don't know what's ahead. All I know is that good-hearted human beings are more necessary now than ever.

We did all that we could to avoid this moment, but now that it's here we'll just have to decide who we will be.

There is no way to comprehend or measure how grievous an error this is, but the only thing the decent people of this nation can do is wake up tomorrow and fight like hell for what we still believe is worth the fight, and we will.

I'll be doing that with whoever has the strength to join me.

I'm mourning the country we could have been and the one we apparently are—but I refuse to give up believing that compassion is the right path, that diversity makes us better, and that love is greater than fear.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

there’s no way

[seamus casey crew 2 @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[Kennedy @kennedystrash]

Let’s Go Girls

[schneids @mat_schneids]

new fav micro feminism is… being in the middle seat of a plane and taking both arm rests from 2 old men because I am a princess

[Jeremiah moriarty @horse_updates]

don’t forget to put cookies out tonight for gay

[angeline rodriguez @gelrdrgz]

summer hits and everyone in ny starts dressing like robin williams in the birdcage

[Danny @jersey_dck]

The Supreme Court right now

[schneids @mat_schneids]

one thing about me… 1 mimosa will lead to a nap

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

You’re suddenly the bad person when you return the same energy.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

If I could describe my mental health in two pics this would be it

[schneids @mat_schneids]

spilling work tea over a mimosa will never not be the best feeling ever

[kemi @kemimarie]

so y’all don’t think it’s weird that there aren’t random fruit trees in the US? like y’all don’t find it weird that we can’t just grab fruit off a tree while walking down the street?