MATTADAMS.

Creative @darkhorsesldn. 🤟🏻💙

[J*r*d @jdfvtback]

She threw soup on a piece of glass. The glass being close to the painting is irrelevant, it could’ve been 10m away for all intents and purposes. Two years for throwing soup on some glass.

[pj @pjayevans]

You couldn’t possibly know that

[Warren @swd2]

When it’s 3am and that one hot dog has been rolling at the gas station all day…

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

Probably the rioting.

[Eloise Sacares 🌸 @eloisesacares]

We actually need to start remembering politicians are normal people because someone having a pint is not a news story

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Young people told to cancel their Netflix subscription’s so poor desperate pensioners like Julie and John don’t have to sell one of their 60 properties.

[Jake 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ToryWipeout]

If you inherit a £2m farm you now need to pay £200k over 10 years.

The horror!

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

£40bn of tax rises…

Not to fund tax cuts for the rich

But to fund our schools and the NHS

But of course, they’re just as bad as each other.

[InternetDave.bsky.social @InternetDave]

Poor private jet owners. May I suggest you cancel your netflix and stop buying expensive coffees. You'll get through this xx #Budget2024

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

It was foretold in the prophecies

[george @idobadtakes]

One of the biggest scandals in American history, and he just… said it

[BadgerStew @BadgerStew]

This is honestly one of the greatest lines I've ever heard in my entire life. Mic drop 🎤

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

We really do need to address the issue of Labour interfering in US elections

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

The fact that the NRA got community noted on how to use a gun safely, should tell you everything you need to know about the NRA.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Community notes can be brutal 😭

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

This Daily Mail back page is an absolute disgrace. I know people will say to ignore it and not afford it oxygen but it’s simply embarrassing.

Putting the word “GERMAN” in capital letters; it’s 2024, this sort of utterly backwards bollocks should be well behind us.

[Andrew Raeburn @andrew_raeburn]

Three days apart.