Mars Mateo

Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys. Well, I don't mean to brag, but when a video game tells me to press Start... I press A

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

i think i'm about to become a "single issue voter" and its whoever is banning generative AI the fastest, this shit has got to go

[Lesbian Rod Serling 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @LRSerling]

Conservatism is best understood as a developmental disorder

[Life Bottle Productions @LifeBottleProd]

TODAY is the day!!! Tales of REBIRTH is now available in ENGLISH on its 20th anniversary!!! Here's art we commissioned @shippy_things to celebrate the release! All relevant links are down below ���

[ben doyle @thewheatgerm]

i hate reading about the way our government functions. what do you mean our agency for responding to nuclear emergencies only exists because gerald ford was beefing with a guy named Captain Midnight who kept threatening to nuke boston and also did not exist

[۟ @headnavy]

@PopBase Wait but I thought the republicans told me Kamala wasn’t qualified?

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

I’m going to become the joker

[Tcoc (I 💙 Mothra) @Tcoc11]

@TrueSlazac The median voter reading trump's tariff plans immediately after voting for him:

[TheeQuietMia𐚁🪷 @QuietMia]

I just had my MAGA coworker tell me how excited he is to retire in April. He’s relying on his pension and social security.

Did I laugh in his face?

Why yes….yes I did.

[AshthekawaiiFox @Ashthekawaiifox]

@2xBits @rowanfornow "He's literally the lebron james of tax policy... not because his tax policies are good, but because he's actually just lebron james"

[Jake Werner @jwdwerner]

Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin ended up being so close that Harris might well have won the election if she had leaned into Walz-style populism instead of Cheney-style conservatism.

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

The people in my autism parenting groups who are just figuring out what gutting the Department of Education is going to do to their kids, after they voted for Trump. Whew, chile. It’s a whole lotta, “They can’t do that, right?” Nah, bro. They can and they’re gonna.

[The Resistor Sister®️♥️🇺🇸 @the_resistor]

@JoJoFromJerz They’re all coming clean about Project 2025 too.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Great work white women Trump voters. Good job you fucking morons.

[Gary Shteyngart @Shteyngart]

"They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs" proved a more effective message than "Let me help you buy your first house."

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Man, you guys just don't get it. This isn't going to be like 2017. Liberals aren't going to be glued to the news looking for the big thing that takes Trump down. We know what 4 years of Trump is like and we're just going to ride it out.

[Elizabeth! @InstantSunrise]

Removing slavery was on the ballot in California. It literally had no opposition campaign at all, and it still lost.

[Mars Mateo @matcal23000]

@Shane_C_ham @AchilleUwU @LaffingLions @whateverjewel I want you to read your tweet again
People's lives have objectively been threatened in ways the law didn't account for. Doctor couldn't operate. Dead.
And "if you can prove that you have been raped"? Be honest, you were holding back a chuckle when you typed that. Fuck you

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Boy, it sure would have been nice to have had an attorney general these last four years.

[Tumisha(🤡)'s Stud Sheriff Boiwife 🫡🤠 @disrupthehuman]

utterly irredeemable country lmao