Matheau Dakoske

Coder. Designer. Husband. Father. Enthusiast of photography and music. I run Code Line Software (@codelinesoft) - Software for Mac & iOS. 

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X.

I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next.

If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I had no money growing up. My dad was a labourer and my mum did everything to make ends meet. Men worked hard. Women worked miracles. But education was free. As was the local library. I knew books were my passport to a better life. #SupportLibraries

[Matheau Dakoske @matheaud]

@agmichaca @Zendesk Yes, @agmichaca, I was just overcharged by @Zendesk at approximately 40X my regular rate, and over 3 months too early.

[Nathan Monk @fathernathan]

The same folks saying, “don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant,” believe in a religion based upon the idea that a woman didn’t have sex and got pregnant.

[Matheau Dakoske @matheaud]

My wife got us tickets to see “Top Gun: Maverick” and she got seats F15 and F16 because she’s a rock star and obviously prefers Air Force fighters. #TopGunMaverick

[Matheau Dakoske @matheaud]

Hey, @creativecloud. I'm having trouble understanding if my "All Apps" subscription gives me 1TB of Lightroom storage or not. Please advise. https://t.co/406Xe5elDl

[Matheau Dakoske @matheaud]

I have mad wrapping skills. Mad in the sense that every time I work with wrapping paper, I get mad.

[ECR Volleyball @ecr_volleyball]

Girls Volleyball: ECR defeats Valley Christian (2-0) 25-20, 25-18 in semifinals. ECR defeats MLK (2-0) 25-21, 25-18 in the Championships of the Kennedy Irish Clash Varsity Tournament to finish the day undefeated!

[Matheau Dakoske @matheaud]

@DisneyAnimation @annecyfestival Love it! But do I see Bugs in there?

[Matheau Dakoske @matheaud]

@WayneGarciaKPTV The friend in me says, 🧐. But the family, well, 😢.

[Matheau Dakoske @matheaud]

@MKurinsky @scoobyhistory That better be a @SassyThePepper, @MKurinsky. Right, @BuckingBlanco?

[Matheau Dakoske @matheaud]

@WayneGarciaKPTV How Deep is Your Love
— The Bee Gees

Love the World Away
— Kenny Rogers

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Georgia Republicans!
Only you Georgians get a chance, on January 5, to vote AGAIN for Trump-Pence! To show true loyalty!
In the Special Senate election runoff, write in Donald Trump (he's special!).
In the Regular Senate election runoff, write in Mike Pence (he's regular!).
MAGA!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Can we please get people stimulus checks and mortgage relief and rent forgiveness and small business support and free testing and hazard pay and healthcare for the uninsured (& underinsured) in the middle of a pandemic or is that too socialist too?

[Wes Clark @GeneralClark]

I was also #1 in my Class at West Point. I learned how to count votes and you lost!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#BestEpisode_EVER

[Mark Hammill MRTPI MIPM @MarkHammill]

Couldn’t resist forwarding this! #BidenHarris2020 🌎✨🥳

[Christopher Phin (has left the Nazi bar) @chrisphin]

Just checking in with the leader of the free world.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Shh don’t tell the Republicans, but at Walter Reed they have socialized medicine.