If you think you're on the project from hell, this will cheer you up:
* 6M lines of obsolete flavour C++
* 50K classes
* CORBA
* 48hr build time
* Average dev turnover 3 months
* 35 managers for 25 developers
* Fired if you arrive at 9.01am
https://t.co/2GwkLCcYCT
Chicago friends, come join us tonight for a chance to brew a beer with us! Plus, costumes, prizes, and a Beetlejuice screening! https://t.co/vM26oMJ9zX