Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.
The Montreal Victoire's PWHL championship trophy is missing, the league announced today.
The Walter Cup was on its way to Lethbridge, Alberta but did not arrive. The league says they are "working closely with the shipping company to locate it."