Matt Taylor

[Matt Taylor @matt_adore]

@NickAdamsinUSA Is this a satire account?

[Matt Taylor @matt_adore]

@NickAdamsinUSA Is this a satire account?

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@PamelaHensley22 I just paid $2.92/gallon on the Gulf Coast.

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@antirealism Someone once told me to always make a counter offer and that's turned out to pretty solid advice.

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@FetusBetus Oh, some of them definitely fuck weird though.

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@realDonaldTrump Dun dun.

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The people protesting to have Hair salons and restaurants reopened are the same people that don't believe in tipping.

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Of course it's supposed to rain for the remainder of Mardi Gras.

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@dubtea A friend of mine has one just like that his sailboat. The horn is mounted up high on the mizzen mast though.

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@Antizan @FemalesForTrump @BarackObama Cockwamble is such a great word. We(USA) may have gained our independance from mother Britain but I'm not sure that what we lost in your spectacular vocabulary was worth it.

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@themadhatter355 @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

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@FFRENCHkiss321 When I was a kid, I thought the line was "beetle head woman ain't got no soul". Somehow that makes a little more sense.

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@SarahKSilverman This did happen back in 2015 but after much outrage many were reopened. I'm an Alabama resident.

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@GDouglasJones I wish people would stop calling him judge.

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@neiltyson It's pretty easy to just follow the lead of those that are familiar.

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@BBCWorld I thought it was a cowboy hat.

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@spann @modmobilian This is really not all that impressive. We see more drastic low tides than this every winter when we have persistent north winds.

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People form a human chain to save an elderly man whose car is trapped in flood waters caused by Storm Harvey https://t.co/5JuzOEPgkH

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@lkat1356 @RepByrne Is that all it takes?

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