Matt Giacchetti

is real, according to anonymous google survey.

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

I’m the new era Johnny Appleseed

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

@danwiederer 🖐️
Never watched college ball, I wanted the haul for no. 1, recently discovered that the haul could be just one man.

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

When I die I fear that all I’ll see when my life flashes before my eyes is “short’s the best position they is…” written over, and over, and over again.

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

Need a refresher on the rules and regulations

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

A serious case of pareidolia

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

One theology class and this haze in the air got me thinking it’s the end of days

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

Everyone: don’t touch fire you’re gonna burn yourself
Me: wanna see me do it again?

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

@ShitpostGate Two showers, one cold in the morning (quick). One warm at night (dedicated).

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

Hard work is only rewarded with more hard work. Be lazy, become efficient.

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

#FreeBritney

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Get fucked kid

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

So docile I need someone confidant to grab my hand and pull me around places

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

Once my ability to do manual labor is sapped, I’ll be no better than a scarecrow. It’s all just straw and empty space anyway.

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

My heart bleeds every time

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

Abracadabra

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

Does anyone ever feel like they’re attached to a voodoo puppet? I wish to speak with the puppet.

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

Man maybe I’d stop bumping into shit if someone would just turn the lights on…I’m becoming dangerous in the dark.

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

Everyone out here grinding kills; I’m just trying to play objective.

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, idc, rly tho, actually, do it, ik, ik, ik, ik. Is ok, we cool.

[Matt Giacchetti @matt_giacchetti]

It’s about the Mets baby!! The Mets.

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October bound. #TheseMets