Matt Oakman

"You should never settle for who you are." -Michael Scott

[Nick Pappagiorgio @jigglesquad]

Forever retweet

[Trey Smith @SlimiHendrix]

you ever seen a perfect tik tok?

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Me October 31st Me November 1st

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There are so many arms in this photo I really don’t know whose is whose.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Haven’t seen this kind of romance since Meg Ryan was dominating romantic comedies

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@unfolloweric I’m crying this is literally so funny 😂

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Not my dentist googling my symptoms to tell me what’s wrong right in front of me and him acting like he didn’t.

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Funny because my 2005 Toyota Matrix just got rear ended by a @Tesla because of all of that technology.

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@s_nnyflower2 Haha i just thought why not. That’s what usually influences most of my decisions

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Wordle 218 2/6

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I just had to I mean what’re the odds #wordle

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Me to my boss: hey sorry, you know I’d really like to help out, but my boy Patty is being canonized today, and I already took a shot this morning to celebrate, so I don’t think I’ll be able to do much today. Thank you for understanding. #StPatricksDay

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

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I wish I could send a timer in messenger. Tell people they got 15 minutes and send them the clock. Tik tok.

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I spent a million dollars of my company’s money this week. Half a million more than what I was supposed to. What’d you do?

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I hate when you’re trying to be modest and then people are like, yeah you are bad at that aren’t you? 🙃🙃

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@zayyt19 The first one’s true. 💁🏼‍♂️

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The best three compliments I’ve gotten since I’ve been to California:
1. Is your hair naturally that blond?
2. I thought you were on steroids
3. Are you Russian?

[Matt Oakman @matt_oakman]

Why do we worry so much about our differences when it’s exactly those that make us unique? Instead, we should celebrate our God-given differences. As a proud bisexual man, I love my God.… https://t.co/tdcXJBqB8i