Matthew Thomas

Proud Cat Dad. They call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain

[Matthew Thomas @matt_thomas37]

@bryce_spalding I knew this was coming

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Yeah no shit it was going to use taxpayer money. Were you all fucking born yesterday? Country full of people distracted by keys.

[MLB @MLB]

The @Reds improve to 20-11, the team’s best 31-game start since 2006!

[sean illing @seanilling]

I say for the millionth time: No one — and I mean no one — has a lower opinion of Republican voters than Republican politicians

[Matthew Thomas @matt_thomas37]

@bryce_spalding It’s just a slump bro

[Matthew Thomas @matt_thomas37]

@bryce_spalding Having a non-serviceable batting lineup will 100% kill you lol

[Matthew Thomas @matt_thomas37]

@zachlanebryan Did you show up hours late like in Newport KY few years ago?

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Really funny when his cohost tries to bail him out but then doughboy says No I’m Being Stupid, Let Me Cook

[Matthew Thomas @matt_thomas37]

@bryce_spalding Get Ashcraft as far away from this roster as possible

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

So not a library at all, really. Just a way to scam financing to build another hotel.

Such an inveterate scumbag.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

FIRST HR OF THE SEASON BELONGS TO SAL

@stewart_sal

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

Partying with Olympians, flying around the world with his girlfriend, going to wrestling matches, hunting lodges, UFC fights in Vegas, golfing in Scotland, all for free (paid by taxpayers).

Yeah, it's been a dreamy year for Kash.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

It’s wild how many people vote Republican and then expect Democratic policies to protect them.

[a newsman @a_newsman]

Many people seem to forget it now, but one of Donald Trump’s main campaign pitches to voters in 2016 was that he was a billionaire who couldn’t be bought by donors and special interests

[Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews]

Andrew announces war in Iran

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I bet this hits hard if you're stupid as fuck

[Erica York @ericadyork]

New data on international trade in goods and services shows the US effective tariff rate was 11.3% in November 2025.

Compared to October, US goods exports fell $11.1B to $185.6B and US goods imports rose $16.8B to $272.5B. The goods deficits increased by $27.9B to $86.9B for the month.

YTD, the goods deficit is 5.2% higher and the total deficit 4.1% higher than at the same point in 2024.

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

Bc of tariffs, US manufacturers in advanced industries (aerospace, automotive, energy, etc) now pay MUCH more than their global competitors so that a few well-connected cronies can make windfall profits & a few US politicians can cut a ribbon at a factory we don't actually need

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Jimmy Kimmel dug up a video of Stephen Miller in high school and... well, let's just say some things clearly never changed.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.