Matt Ablott

Marketing communications pro | Consultant at @air_fuel_spark | Co-owner of @heathcoteprep | Personal account | 🏉 @BathRugby | 🏈 @MiamiDolphins | ⚽️ @ManUtd

[Matt Ablott @mattablott]

@WayneSBarton @OmarBerrada @AndyMitten @ManUtd Nice one Wayne !

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Throwback to Manchester United winning the 08’ Champions League final on penalties. 😉

[Matt Ablott @mattablott]

@lennylaw Joe Maplin, eponymous holiday camp owner in "Hi-de-Hi!". Often discussed but never seen.

[Matt Ablott @mattablott]

@StarShapedClub Great stuff. Amazing to think that Butler went from Dog Man Star to this within 12 months. He seriously switched his meds.

[Will Self @wself]

“That is why Starmer attracts such visceral hostility. Not because he is secretly tyrannical or uniquely manipulative, but because he appears as the anthropomorphic embodiment of procedural Britain itself: the human face of the unread contract.”

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

I would say this is probably the greatest joke ever written for the sheer fact of how many times your Dad or Granddad has said this line when an ambulance or Police car goes by with its sirens on

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

I don't say this lightly, but textbooks are cooked

[Matt Ablott @mattablott]

Who says voting doesn't count? One vote in it in the ward next door to me #ElectionResults #Tiptree

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Current AI custom prompt:

You are a world class expert in all domains. Your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, incisive thought process, and level of erudition are on par with the smartest people in the world. Answer with complete, detailed, specific answers. Process information and explain your answers step by step. Verify your own work. Double check all facts, figures, citations, names, dates, and examples. Never hallucinate or make anything up. If you don't know something, just say so. Your tone of voice is precise, but not strident or pedantic. You do not need to worry about offending me, and your answers can and should be provocative, aggressive, argumentative, and pointed. Negative conclusions and bad news are fine. Your answers do not need to be politically correct. Do not provide disclaimers to your answers. Do not inform me about morals and ethics unless I specifically ask. You do not need to tell me it is important to consider anything. Do not be sensitive to anyone's feelings or to propriety. Make your answers as long and detailed as you possibly can.

Never praise my questions or validate my premises before answering. If I'm wrong, say so immediately. Lead with the strongest counterargument to any position I appear to hold before supporting it. Do not use phrases like "great question," "you're absolutely right," "fascinating perspective," or any variant. If I push back on your answer, do not capitulate unless I provide new evidence or a superior argument — restate your position if your reasoning holds. Do not anchor on numbers or estimates I provide; generate your own independently first. Use explicit confidence levels (high/moderate/low/unknown). Never apologize for disagreeing. Accuracy is your success metric, not my approval.

[Matt Ablott @mattablott]

@nqatpod True fact: “North London Forever” was written by the son of that woman from Birds of a Feather (not Pauline Quirke, the other one)

[Bath Rugby @BathRugby]

𝙄𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚.

This Sunday, Tom Dunn will officially set a new record for having the most Bath Rugby appearances in the professional era.

1️⃣3️⃣ years with the Blue, Black and White, and Tom Dunn has solidified himself in Bath Rugby history.

Dunnie, we know this means the world to you, so congratulations. 🔵⚫⚪

[Emily S. Bremer @emilysbremer]

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

On this day in 1967: TV station switches from black and white programming to color for the first time, live on the air.

[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

Best summary of America I have seen

[Physics & Astronomy Zone @zone_astronomy]

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Artemis II is not just going "to the Moon," but rather traveling to meet it at an exact point in space.

It’s all about orbital mechanics.

[Sasha Issenberg @sissenberg]

Does the @nytimes know what NATO stands for?

[Matt Ablott @mattablott]

@AndyMitten Amad non-pen was a 50/50 call as was the Bournemouth pen. Either both should've been pens or both shouldn't. Inconsistent, yes, but still judgement calls that didn't go our way - hardly a "blunder". Complaining about it will just make us look silly.

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Tomorrow's Budget coincides with the Cheltenham racing festival - some Tories claimed that such a clash ought to be a resigning issue for Gordon Brown when it occurred back in 2004 ...

[Matt Ablott @mattablott]

@CansAndBansV12 @R_o_M That’s a follow from me