matt bernard

TV, recreation

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

Saw someone dressed entirely in lime green with lime green handbag, mounting a Lime bike and that’s my lifestyle consistency goal set

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

Yea starmer get me some free shit nice 1

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

Scary revelations for tories

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

So increased areas in the part of the brain associated with fear, anxiety, anger and threat, and decreased area in the effect-regulation, belief updating and error monitoring part

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5/9

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

@IanDunt Make smoking inconvenient then fewer people will smoke - is the thinking (I think)

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

@devilmatt @2000trees The Used, Taking Back Sunday, New Found Glory, Pool Kids, Delta Sleep, Cave In, John, Frauds, Magick Mountain, Every Hell, Wyres, Mammoth Penguins, Turbowolf, The Computers

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

@devilmatt Worrying that support has transferred from a 1 issue party to far right thou

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

Celebrating Wimbledon by wearing crocs, raincoat and a tennis headband on the bus to the dentists

[Saffron✨ @s_ffron7]

Don’t know who to vote for but want the tories out?

Then vote tactically! All you have to do is go on this website, put your postcode in and it’ll tell you who you need to vote for in your area to get the tories out. Really simple. #GeneralElections2024

https://t.co/b66vr8XIS5

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

+ Thanks for the Memories, I guess!

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

RIP @KerrangTV

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

Good Riddance is a top send off thou 🫡

[Isabelle @philoisabelIe]

@mcandidate When I enter a Card Factory I feel like I am dying

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

@ilovealcopop buck rogers 👊

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

Outdoor fleece and a wax shopping bag to the emo gig, eyes on the prize

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

@devilmatt @2000trees Too late to add https://t.co/QsXlIERxuo this yr?

[matt bernard @mattbernard]

Absolute ninnies mate

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔴 Parents who send their children to private schools have told Sir Keir Starmer they are “not wealthy” as they launch a campaign against his VAT raid https://t.co/loZVfEwKBh

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

The most hardened dogma in British politics is that the private sector always 'delivers the best value', when examples from Serco, Arriva and Thames Water to the Post Office prove this simply isn't true

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone

[Sean Lefurgy @LefurgySean]

@creepercultuk @hauntedm4ttress @Jake_Fogarty One of my favorite parts was when someone called @willghould a “sexy bastard” during I Choose to Live