Courtroom Brown

2007 Fantasy Football Champion

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

@Bucs_Nation What was that awesome song they went to commercial on tho?

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

@AmericanAir flight delayed for 4 hours only to be canceled. Terrible customer service and no communication. No open flights out the next day. Disaster

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

@JBorgnine @jgrahn26 Lmao

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

Thought this tweet was gonna be about the Mets tbh

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I’m disappointed, but not surprised, that my amendment to cut military spending by 10% received only 11 votes.

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

Carlos!!! #Wimbledon

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

@madgers818 The movie is more Christmas themed than the book for sure

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

@madgers818 Or had a Christmas party (that supports the plot). Or was full of Christmas music etc etc

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

@madgers818 Perhaps bc I feel differently!

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

Chetttttt

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

Special movie. Watched 1&2 last night!

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

On this day in 1999, “American Pie” premiered in theaters and would go on to gross $235M off a an $11M budget 🥧🎬

Do you consider this movie a classic?

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

Fav player by a mile

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

In the 2nd inning, the Nats had the umpires check Elly De La Cruz’s bat to make sure it was legal

In the 5th inning he homered and told them to check it again

@StoolBaseball

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Gonna be a lot of “yes chefs” around the grill today.

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

Lol ok bye to this app

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:

- Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day
- Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day
- New unverified accounts to 300/day

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

@TheClemReport @KFCBarstool You are insanely good at these

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

@shea_Hello @Strubanger13 How’s this not the answer?

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

How about the one with the ring. Oh and every stat too

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Two electric LBs ⚡️

Who are you rocking with?

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

Begrudgingly #LoveTheMets #LGM

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

@fredtheobserver Terrible team

[Courtroom Brown @mattcarps]

Somebody wake Buck up