Matt Berg

DEPENDENT THINKER

[Matt Berg @mattcberg7]

My Hero

[Matt Berg @mattcberg7]

@DontWalkRUN I see we are all just listing failures of the FDA and not addressing the real issue. Almost like we are admitting the incompetency of the Health and Human Services and how RFK has done nothing to improve and carry on that legacy of Incompetence.

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“the villain could be hiding anywhere”

the villains lair:

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “If you steal from the poor, you become rich. If you steal from the wealthy, you go to prison. There’s only one direction where you can do unlimited theft. Wage theft is the most consequential amount of theft that takes place in the United States of America”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The right was like "You have no idea what's coming" and it turns out they were absolutely correct

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Who Trump is fighting this week...

Iran.
The Pope.
Bruce Springsteen.
Riley Gaines.
CBS.
Candace Owens.
Tucker Carlson.
Polls.
NATO.
Biden (always)
Umbrellas.
Americans.
Judges
Melania.
The human race.
Reality.
World peace.
Voices in his head.
Jesus Christ. (the real one)

[Mads @europemaxxed]

>The next leader of Hungary is called Peter Hungary
>He beat Orban who is a man shaped like an orb

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Things that do not help Americans:

-New ballroom.
-New arch.
-War in Iran.
-Campaigning for Viktor Orban.
-Renaming the Kennedy Center.
-Renaming the Dept of Defense.
-UFC fight on the white house lawn.
-Pardoning every MAGA criminal.
-Deluge of gold in the oval office.
-"Winning" the FIFA peace prize.
-Useless cabinet meetings of slaves.
-Rage posting every minute.
-Fighting Bruce Springsteen.
-Melania Movie.

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Daniel Foubert @d_foubert]

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed.
BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed.
BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian.
BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity.
BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point.

BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross.
BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around.
BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think."
BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M.
BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking.

BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN."
BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf.
BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault.

BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship.
BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto.
BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto.
BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP.
BREAKING: XRP is up 34%.
BREAKING: It is not XRP.

BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz.
BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution.
BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz.
BREAKING: Nobody is surprised.

BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon.
BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire.
BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon.
BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing.
BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old.
BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait.
BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud."
BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal.
BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough."
BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis."
BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour.

BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf.
BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation.
BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces."
BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: The strait remains closed.
BREAKING: This is day 41.
BREAKING: We will keep you updated.

[Matt Berg @mattcberg7]

@YossiGoldstein8 Has bro been to Catalonia 😭

[Matt Berg @mattcberg7]

@prageru Humans exsist - conservatives 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Matt Berg @mattcberg7]

@ReviewsPossum Correct welcome comrade

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

@electionsjoe Still relevant

https://t.co/qdsEpj87VB

[Matt Berg @mattcberg7]

@BonifaceOption That time period wasn't exactly a golden age. Children literally working in depraved conditions, entire sections of the population couldn't vote oh and also I couldn't for get Jim crow laws and fucking slavery

[Matt Berg @mattcberg7]

@EndWokeness Once again someone tries to slander hasan unintentionally shows a another highlight.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Trump 🇺🇸 : If Iran 🇮🇷 doesn’t make a deal, we will blow up their powerplants and bridges.

Iran 🇮🇷 : “Powerplants, Bridges and nation can be rebuilt, but the opportunity to discipline America will not be repeated ” 🗿